Thread: Do you know this guy?

Remember how the media called him an idiot and screamed about all his failures incessantly? He is looking awfully good right now.

And Obama continues to get a pass from the media no matter what he does!



"Socialism only works

In two places:

Heaven where they don't

Need it and hell where they already have it."

-Ronald Reagan

'Here's my strategy on

The Cold War:

We win, they lose.'

- Ronald Reagan


'The most terrifying words

In the English language are:

I'm from the government

And I'm here to help.'

-Ronald Reagan


'The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.'

-Ronald Reagan


'Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. Was too strong.

- Ronald Reagan


'I have wondered at

Times about what the

Ten Commandments would

Have looked like if Moses

Had run them through

The U.S. Congress..

-Ronald Reagan


'The taxpayer:

That's someone who works

For the federal government

But doesn't have to take the

Civil service examination.'

- Ronald Reagan


'Government is like a baby:

An alimentary canal with a

Big appetite at one end and

No sense of responsibility

At the other'

- Ronald Reagan


'The nearest thing to eternal

Life we will ever see on

This earth is a

Government program.'

- Ronald Reagan


'It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession.

I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first'

- Ronald Reagan


'Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:

If it moves, tax it.

If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving,

Subsidize it'

- Ronald Reagan


'Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed,

There are many rewards;

If you disgrace yourself,

You can always write a book.'

- Ronald Reagan


'No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.'

- Ronald Reagan


'If we ever forget that we're one nation under GOD, then we will be a nation gone under.'

-Ronald Reagan

Originally Posted by IronAddict

Marion Morrison, naw!

I didn't know his real name was Marion Morrison

LOL Check this out

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