Jagbender's battle of the bulge
The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living


A)go cut your fro you jiggly titted faded old t-shirt wearing, ashy elbowed geek...
B)grow the fuck up and stop playing with your balls, thats what women are for...
C)Expressing your undying devotion to your love of balls....GAY
D)how you gonna call someone fat, get back in your dilapidated, red wreck in the background and get your ass home before your momma calls you up wondering where her Maccy Dee's is....she sent you out 3 hours ago and she's having withdrawals....
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012