Thread: Fat fucks and wheel chairs

Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan

I told her flat out: "I'm not helping you get even fatter, get your own damn garbage"

rest of this story please

Reminds me a lot of that guy from little britain who gets up out of his chair to do stuff when nobody is looking

Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan

At the grocery store some 400lb fat whore wanted me to help her get cookies down from the top shelf because she couldn't reach it from the chair. I told her flat out: "I'm not helping you get even fatter, get your own damn garbage.

Did you get her number?

Originally Posted by BillHicksFan

Did you get her number?

Ya. 400!

Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan

There are way too many fat asses in wheel chairs. And not even wheelchairs that require some exercize, just the electric ones. At the grocery store some 400lb fat whore wanted me to help her get cookies down from the top shelf because she couldn't reach it from the chair. I told her flat out: "I'm not helping you get even fatter, get your own damn garbage"

You're probably lucky she didn't complain to management about your unprofessionalism.

Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan

There are way too many fat asses in wheel chairs. And not even wheelchairs that require some exercize, just the electric ones. At the grocery store some 400lb fat whore wanted me to help her get cookies down from the top shelf because she couldn't reach it from the chair. I told her flat out: "I'm not helping you get even fatter, get your own damn garbage"

That's AWESOME!!!

Originally Posted by Hated

You're probably lucky she didn't complain to management about your unprofessionalism.

I think he is the management actually.

Me I park all the way in the back of parking lots, a few extra seconds of walking isn't going to kill anyone... I get absolutely irate when I pull into a parking lot and get held up by some fat bastard(almost always a mini van or Ford SUV packed with the Clumps) waiting for the closest parking space when I can see 20 empty spaces 40 feet down. It also bothers me to see a family of FluffaLardos piling out of an SUV they crammed into a compact car space cause it was close and I see a little old lady drive past cause she knows she'll never fit her little car into the spot next to that SUV cause it's spilling over the line just like their asses do when I have to sit next to them on the plane....Fuck dude I am going to go savage on these types one day and it's gonna be uglier than they already are, fucking crisco and strawberry jam splattered on asphalt, like the carcass of a beached whale exploding from the gasses built up in the hot sun.....

I just want to kick the damn thing over with them on it. Being lazy is how they got that way in the first place.

Originally Posted by Work IN Progress

I think he is the management actually.

It was a grocery store. I was shopping too.

Originally Posted by maniclion

Me I park all the way in the back of parking lots, a few extra seconds of walking isn't going to kill anyone... I get absolutely irate when I pull into a parking lot and get held up by some fat bastard(almost always a mini van or Ford SUV packed with the Clumps) waiting for the closest parking space when I can see 20 empty spaces 40 feet down. It also bothers me to see a family of FluffaLardos piling out of an SUV they crammed into a compact car space cause it was close and I see a little old lady drive past cause she knows she'll never fit her little car into the spot next to that SUV cause it's spilling over the line just like their asses do when I have to sit next to them on the plane....Fuck dude I am going to go savage on these types one day and it's gonna be uglier than they already are, fucking crisco and strawberry jam splattered on asphalt, like the carcass of a beached whale exploding from the gasses built up in the hot sun.....

I try to always enter the back end of parking lot because of this very fucking reason. How lazy do you have to be to wait 3 minutes to get a spot that saves you 60 feet of walking. Grrrr, I want to kill those people. I really do want to physically take their worthless life. I always park 10 spots out, and I always end up in the store 2-5 minutes sooner than the lazy piece of shit holding up traffic.

LOL!

I am in the midwest and it's the land of fatties. I am with you guys completely - I abhore fatties to the point where I see them as a waste of space and them breathing my air is an assault to my senses. You see in the news about them sueing the government, businesses and doctors for throwing them in the condition they are in - and WIN. It is a no-win situation all around based on someones total lack of willpower to stop shoving hoho's and twinkies down their gullets. They suck the healthcare system into a mired pit of financial disaster and if someone dares to stand up to it, they are battered by the politically correct zealots quicker than you can say 'saturated fats'. I think the least they can do is jump into an oven or run on a treadmill to fuel the countries energy needs, since they are just a total waste in every way conceivable. Charge up my iPad, fatass.

It hits home as well. My mom is borderline complete fatass. Sure, she is up there in age, but there is no excuse to eat what she does. Her cupboards are filled like a fucking walmart. Obese with diabetes (due to her obesity and diet, or lack therof). I told her I can't stand fat people and she was pissed. I told her my reasons above and she just couldn't believe her ears. Too fucking bad - hurts to hear the truth I guess. Before and since she has broken her ankle, dislocated her elbow (needed a major operation) and just yesterday totally fucked up her shoulder - all due to being a weeble-wobble and falling (all within a 3yr period). It's fucking pathetic. Tried to take the nice route and get her on a diet regimin on different occasions and it's like talking to a brick wall. Just waiting for the eventual call of her dying from obesity related bullshit.

Im the worst with fat people. Just like Satan. See, I never make fun of you, or insult you or care that you are a 250 pound fat ass. I will talk to you with respect and dignity..but dont try to become my best friend. Just cause Im nice doesn't mean you're allowed to drunk text me saying "You're so hot you've no idea how much you mean to me"...

Some friends of my ex-gf were fat asses..like 180lbs was the smallest one. My ex was always mad at me for not "getting to know them" or not being nice enough or listening or even wanting to hang out with them. Eventually I snapped and said "well fucking looking at those fucking giant oompa loopmas". My ex was only 120 tho.

Like honestly, I shit myself everyday dieting and kill myself in the gym NOT to become YOU. Why would I bother helping or being around you..

Aah I got so many fat stories its disgusting.

Im way too kind to old people tho, eventho sometimes, they are complete assholes I try to understand.