Meanwhile, at the Fresh-Jive Supamarket:
Juanika interupts Shawnaynay, who was on the phone, "Shawnaynay, what da fuq did I jus-see yoo doo??"
Pissed off for being interupted, she replies "Whadafuck, Juanika! I was on the phone wit my baby-daddy - He is rollin to ma crib tonights! Gunna see if I can get a RAISE from the gub-ment in nine months! tehehaw!"
Juanika replies,"Well, dat is all fines and shit, but why da fuck did you just use to pay for all dat chikin and buddah?"
Shawnaynay replies, "Well, my cardsyall maxed out an shit, so I's had to use cash, bitch! What else'mi gunna use?"
Juanika, genuinely shocked, replies, "You's a dum bitch! Hawhaw! Don't you know?! Get some muthafuckin foodstamps and shit! Honey, it's all free! Let me tells you whats to do!"...
and the cycle continues to grow...