david

OLD, but Funny!


TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
> > > I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP,
> > > I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
> > > I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.
> > >
> > > THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
> > > THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
> > > BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
> > > WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.
> > >
> > > TOSSING AND TURNING
> > > WITH ANTICIPATION,
> > > THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK
> > > BECAME INFATUATION.
> > >
> > > SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN,
> > > FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,
> > > AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE,
> > > FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
> > >
> > > I GOBBLED UP TURKEY
> > > AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
> > > PICKLES AND CARROTS,
> > > BEANS AND TOMATOES.
> > >
> > > I FELT MYSELF SWELLING
> > > SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
> > > 'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN,
> > > I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
> > >
> > > I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING,
> > > FLOATING INTO THE SKY,
> > > WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING
> > > AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
> > >
> > > BUT I MANAGED TO YELL AS
> > > I SOARED PAST THE TREES,
> > > HAPPY EATING TO ALL,
> > > PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.
> > >
> > > MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
> > > MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
> > > MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY
> > > HAVE NARY A LUMP.
> > >
> > > MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS,
> > > MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
> > > MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER
> > > STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!!
> > >
> > > MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING Truly BE BLESSED!

CRASHMAN

how beatiful

230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180
|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|---|----|
<- that way about 20 more pounds!

david

Burner02

I'm hungry...

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david

you should eat something, then!

firestorm

You made me cry. hehehe

mmafiter