Moods of a woman

ALBOB · 11-25-2002, 12:41 PM

MOODS OF A WOMAN

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk;
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

MOODS OF A MAN
Hungry.
Horny.
Sleepy.

And women insist that WE'RE the ones who are hard to understand.

Burner02 · 11-25-2002, 01:21 PM

ha! That's great! I'm sending that to friends!

Trap-isaurus · 11-25-2002, 04:23 PM

I only know of two moods, Calm------------- >Insane, all in a matter of seconds.

Trap-isaurus · 11-25-2002, 04:23 PM

for women.

coleman · 11-25-2002, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ALBOB
MOODS OF A WOMAN

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk;
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

MOODS OF A MAN
Hungry.
Horny.
Sleepy.

And women insist that WE'RE the ones who are hard to understand.

you forgot thirsty...men need booze

david · 11-25-2002, 10:53 PM

Don't forget....

Will complain when your broke but when they see money, they'll spend it like a joke!

firestorm · 11-26-2002, 02:23 AM

awesome. I'd print it and show my wife but I'm afraid she might kick my azz

david · 11-26-2002, 12:56 PM

PW (Not post whore)

but W= Whipped!

J/K!

ALBOB · 11-26-2002, 01:23 PM

I thought "PW" stood for Pitching Wedge.

11-25-2002, 12:41 PM	#1
ALBOB IDIOT SAVANT Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: An alternate reality. Posts: 10,385	Moods of a woman MOODS OF A WOMAN An angel of truth and a dream of fiction, A woman is a bundle of contradiction, She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse, But will tackle a stranger alone in the house. Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose, She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose, She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk, She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk; At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad, She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad. MOODS OF A MAN Hungry. Horny. Sleepy. And women insist that WE'RE the ones who are hard to understand. Rules? You mean we have RULES for that??? Last edited by ALBOB : 11-25-2002 at 01:38 PM.

11-25-2002, 01:21 PM	#2
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Kabul, Afghanistan Posts: 29,648	ha! That's great! I'm sending that to friends! Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

11-25-2002, 04:23 PM	#3
Trap-isaurus Just me, being me. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: !Da' Gym! Da Gym In Canada. Posts: 2,450 Photos: 3	I only know of two moods, Calm------------- >Insane, all in a matter of seconds. *^All good things come to those who weight (lift!!!)^* ^I'm the thread killer I'm the thread killer I'm the come from behind I'm the post attacker^

11-25-2002, 04:23 PM	#4
Trap-isaurus Just me, being me. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: !Da' Gym! Da Gym In Canada. Posts: 2,450 Photos: 3	for women. *^All good things come to those who weight (lift!!!)^* ^I'm the thread killer I'm the thread killer I'm the come from behind I'm the post attacker^

11-26-2002, 01:23 PM	#9
ALBOB IDIOT SAVANT Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: An alternate reality. Posts: 10,385	I thought "PW" stood for Pitching Wedge. Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

11-25-2002, 10:53 PM	#6
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	Don't forget.... Will complain when your broke but when they see money, they'll spend it like a joke!

11-26-2002, 02:23 AM	#7
firestorm P/RR/S Advisor Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 7,765 Photos: 3	awesome. I'd print it and show my wife but I'm afraid she might kick my azz

11-26-2002, 12:56 PM	#8
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	PW (Not post whore) but W= Whipped! J/K!

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