Good ol' jokes

david · 11-25-2002, 11:57 PM

"A GOOD friend will come bail you out of jail... but, a TRUE friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn we fucked up!!!!"

The Post Office just recalled their latest stamps. They had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could save only one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper first?

What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His partners.

What does a lawyer use for birth control? His personality.

What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer? Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do.

Why does California have the most lawyers in the country while New Jersey has the most toxic waste sites? New Jersey got first choice.

david · 11-28-2002, 01:42 AM

seyone · 11-28-2002, 03:10 AM

LMAO those are pretty good.

11-25-2002, 11:57 PM	#1
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	Good ol' jokes "A GOOD friend will come bail you out of jail... but, a TRUE friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn we fucked up!!!!" The Post Office just recalled their latest stamps. They had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could save only one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper first? What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company. What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His partners. What does a lawyer use for birth control? His personality. What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer? Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do. Why does California have the most lawyers in the country while New Jersey has the most toxic waste sites? New Jersey got first choice.

11-28-2002, 03:10 AM	#3
seyone M. I. A. Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Philly Posts: 2,562	LMAO those are pretty good. to be the man you have to beat the man.

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11-28-2002, 01:42 AM	#2
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