mmafiter`s student days.

kuso · 11-26-2002, 07:11 AM

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. She tells the class there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student's immediate family.

Mmafiter, being the smartass he is asks, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When order is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "In your case, you'll just have to show up anyway -- you'll just have to write with your other hand."

bekahleigh23 · 11-26-2002, 10:56 AM

LMFAO!!!!!!

mesomorphin' · 11-26-2002, 12:22 PM

Quote:

[i][b]"In your case, you'll just have to show up anyway -- you'll just have to write with your other hand."

Hopefully, that would be the one without the cojones! Otherwise, the writer's cramp could be devastating!

coleman · 11-26-2002, 10:37 PM

david · 11-27-2002, 02:22 AM

LOL! Good one, Kuso!

11-26-2002, 07:11 AM	#1
kuso Um......get rooted! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: aka ( o Y o ) Posts: 15,048 Photos: 15	mmafiter`s student days. A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. She tells the class there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student's immediate family. Mmafiter, being the smartass he is asks, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When order is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "In your case, you'll just have to show up anyway -- you'll just have to write with your other hand."

11-26-2002, 10:56 AM	#2
bekahleigh23 Leading a Charmed Life! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: back to the tundra of WI Posts: 608	LMFAO!!!!!! "Our destiny changes with our thoughts; we shall become what we wish to become, do what we wish to do, when our habitual thought corresponds with our desire." -Orison S. Marder-

11-26-2002, 10:37 PM	#4
coleman Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,187	"I believe in the brotherhood of man, all men, but I don’t believe in brotherhood with anybody who doesn’t want brotherhood with me. I believe in treating people right, but I’m not going to waste my time trying to treat somebody right who doesn’t know how to return the treatment." Malcom X Speech, Dec. 12 1964, New York City.

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11-27-2002, 02:22 AM	#5
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	LOL! Good one, Kuso!