Mmafiter gos to jail!

irontime · 11-26-2002, 07:35 PM

It has finally happened.
Police have arrested a one Mmafiter for sexual abuse of pumpkins and hot apple pie.

"It wouldn't be such a big deal" Explains the officer, "Except that he was doing it while standing in line for checkout at the grocery store."

"I just knew that once I got home I wouldn't be getting any action." Explains the accused.

Despite his pitiful pleas the judge was horrified at his past criminal record. Ranging from fecal obsession in a public restaurant, midnight snacks consisting of men's genitalia, and the golf ball sized nuts on his hand was enough to give the judge sufficient proof that this man was extremely abnormal and deserved to be locked up for five years.

Mmafiter did have one last request however. He stated that guys in jail have tattoo's, however he did not. His one request was to give him enough time to get a tattoo so that he would fit in at jail. The judge was compasionate enough to grant his request and so Mmafiter got his tattoo and made his way happily to jail.

And we are happy to report that he is the most popular man in jail.

Blieb · 11-26-2002, 08:22 PM

*snicker*

Preacher · 11-27-2002, 01:55 AM

OMG!

Where do you find this stuff anyway ?

(although I don't fancy hair between my lover's bewbies ..

)

david · 11-27-2002, 02:12 AM

Scotty the Body · 11-27-2002, 11:30 AM

thats to funny.

Badger · 11-27-2002, 01:34 PM

Badger · 11-27-2002, 01:36 PM

That may make a difference to some but I still couldn't go after that.

Fitgirl70 · 11-27-2002, 01:37 PM

That's actually a very good painting......errr, tat you have there mma!!!

irontime · 11-27-2002, 06:42 PM

Then afterwards he got this t-shirt as a souvenier.

irontime · 11-28-2002, 04:52 PM

Where the hell is that guy?

I was expecting some sort of retort by now

mesomorphin' · 11-28-2002, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by irontime

Then afterwards he got this t-shirt as a souvenier.

I think he should count himself lucky that his "alien" hand doesn't come equipped with other orifaces!

irontime · 12-05-2002, 07:44 PM

Allrighty,

I'm getting sick of bumping this but I see our boy wonder has finally come around. Damnit, I'm not letting this slam go to waste.

mmafiter · 12-06-2002, 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by irontime
Allrighty,

I'm getting sick of bumping this but I see our boy wonder has finally come around. Damnit, I'm not letting this slam go to waste.

Allright dumbass!!!!

I can't post anything in my defence cause the forum is all screwy!!! I'm defenceless!!!

mesomorphin' · 12-06-2002, 11:08 AM

Must be a sh!tload of pornal pics burning a hole in mma's pc by now!

ALBOB · 12-06-2002, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mmafiter
Allright dumbass!!!!

I can't post anything in my defence cause the forum is all screwy!!! I'm defenceless!!!

Without defenSes and, aparently, without a dictionary too.

Sorry mmafiter, it's a rare occasion that I, of all people, get to slam someone for poor spelling. Had to take my shot.

irontime · 12-06-2002, 11:59 AM

YAYYYY

I can finally let this thread go to rest.

butterfly · 12-06-2002, 12:47 PM

Nice one IT

mmafiter · 12-06-2002, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ALBOB
Without defenSes and, aparently, without a dictionary too.

Sorry mmafiter, it's a rare occasion that I, of all people, get to slam someone for poor spelling. Had to take my shot.

I'm Canadian, dumbass. We spell defence with a c.

david · 12-07-2002, 03:35 AM

Should I buy that answer of MMA's???

ALBOB · 12-09-2002, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by davidjasondean
Should I buy that answer of MMA's???

His own mother wouldn't even buy that crap.

irontime · 12-09-2002, 12:59 PM

Damnit

, after starting a thread to slam him it just feels wrong to come to his defence, but he's right

Sorry guys

us canucks are a little

ALBOB · 12-09-2002, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by irontime he's right

No he's not. You said it yourself, he's Canadian.

david · 12-09-2002, 06:21 PM

Well, are there any other words common that would have a slight atl. spelling? Just curious.

Is a fence-----> fense?

For example: (MMAFITER put up a fense to not let gay people in like he used to do? ) Ha Ha Ha!

mmafiter · 12-09-2002, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by davidjasondean
Well, are there any other words common that would have a slight atl. spelling? Just curious.

Is a fence-----> fense?

For example: (MMAFITER put up a fense to not let gay people in like he used to do? ) Ha Ha Ha!

Yeah, there are a few alternate spellings in the Canadian vocabulary. For example;

Where Americans might say "flaming homo", we just call that a "DJD"

You might say "I just got fucked in the ass!", we say "I just got Tanked"

Etc, etc.....

mesomorphin' · 12-09-2002, 09:41 PM

Enlightening lesson in Canuck vocabulary! Thanks for sharing!

david · 12-09-2002, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mmafiter
Yeah, there are a few alternate spellings in the Canadian vocabulary. For example;

Where Americans might say "flaming homo", we just call that a "DJD"

You might say "I just got fucked in the ass!", we say "I just got Tanked"

Etc, etc.....

Very funny, Maestro! Payback already transpired in another thread entitled... "for you".

ALBOB · 12-10-2002, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mmafiter You might say "I just got fucked in the ass!", we say "I just got Tanked"

Speaking from experience, eh?

mesomorphin' · 12-10-2002, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ALBOB
Speaking from experience, eh?

What would you expect from the land of Terrence and Phillip uncle fuqers!

irontime · 12-10-2002, 02:33 PM

Hey, screw you. You donkey raping shit eater. Shut your fucking face uncle fucker.

mmafiter · 12-10-2002, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by irontime
Hey, screw you. You donkey raping shit eater. Shut your fucking face uncle fucker.

Shut you fucking face uncle fucker!Your a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucker!Your an uncle fucker yes its true,nobody fucks uncles quite like you!Shut your fucking face uncle fucker!Your the one that fucked you uncle uncle fucker!You don't eat or sleep of mow the lawn,you just fuck your uncle all day long!
*fart noises*

whats goinig on here?!

*more fart noises*

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.Uncle fucker,uncle fucker uncle fucker uncle fucker......Shut your fucking face uncle fucker,your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker!Your an uncle fucker I must say,well you fucked your uncle yesterday!Haha!Uncle fucker,thats U-N-C-L-E Fuck you!Uncle fucker!!!!!Tonight!Suck my balls

11-26-2002, 08:22 PM	#2
Blieb w00t! Elite Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Tallahassee, FL Posts: 453 Photos: 9	snicker My Sites: epock.com outcrier.com

11-27-2002, 11:30 AM	#5
Scotty the Body I'm Dead Sexxxxy!! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Canada Posts: 4,970	thats to funny. Cool

11-27-2002, 01:37 PM	#8
Fitgirl70 Give it to me Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dallas Posts: 7,413 Photos: 4	That's actually a very good painting......errr, tat you have there mma!!! All the glory to God! We have a baby on the way. Last edited by Fitgirl70 : 11-27-2002 at 01:39 PM.

11-28-2002, 04:52 PM	#10
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,099 Photos: 1	Where the hell is that guy? I was expecting some sort of retort by now If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

12-05-2002, 07:44 PM	#12
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,099 Photos: 1	Allrighty, I'm getting sick of bumping this but I see our boy wonder has finally come around. Damnit, I'm not letting this slam go to waste. If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

11-27-2002, 01:55 AM	#3
Preacher Strongest of all Hobbits Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Belgium - Western Europe Posts: 413 Photos: 2	OMG! Where do you find this stuff anyway ? (although I don't fancy hair between my lover's bewbies .. )

11-27-2002, 02:12 AM	#4
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2

11-27-2002, 01:34 PM	#6
Badger What tan line? Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Down south Posts: 1,115

11-27-2002, 01:36 PM	#7
Badger What tan line? Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Down south Posts: 1,115	That may make a difference to some but I still couldn't go after that.

12-06-2002, 11:08 AM	#14
mesomorphin' Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: gaithersburg, maryland Posts: 570	Must be a sh!tload of pornal pics burning a hole in mma's pc by now! There's one way to find out....

12-06-2002, 11:59 AM	#16
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,099 Photos: 1	YAYYYY I can finally let this thread go to rest. If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

12-06-2002, 12:47 PM	#17
butterfly Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 11,526 Photos: 11	Nice one IT ~Ann We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. -Harry Edwards

12-07-2002, 03:35 AM	#19
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	Should I buy that answer of MMA's???

12-09-2002, 12:59 PM	#21
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,099 Photos: 1	Damnit, after starting a thread to slam him it just feels wrong to come to his defence, but he's right Sorry guys us canucks are a little If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

12-09-2002, 06:21 PM	#23
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	Well, are there any other words common that would have a slight atl. spelling? Just curious. Is a fence-----> fense? For example: (MMAFITER put up a fense to not let gay people in like he used to do? ) Ha Ha Ha!

12-09-2002, 09:41 PM	#25
mesomorphin' Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: gaithersburg, maryland Posts: 570	Enlightening lesson in Canuck vocabulary! Thanks for sharing! There's one way to find out....

12-10-2002, 02:33 PM	#29
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,099 Photos: 1	Hey, screw you. You donkey raping shit eater. Shut your fucking face uncle fucker. If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

Thread Tools	Search this Thread
Show Printable Version Email this Page	Search this Thread: Advanced Search
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
I had this idea first	JailHouse	Open Chat	30	05-08-2008 03:38 AM
mmafiter and the blonde models	kuso	Open Chat	19	05-09-2003 07:25 AM
Mmafiter to speak in 3rd person today!	mmafiter	Open Chat	15	04-26-2003 12:40 PM
MMA's cyber sex conversation	CRASHMAN	Open Chat	9	12-14-2002 07:54 PM
Mmafiter and the Pumpkin patch!	irontime	Open Chat	5	10-02-2002 11:42 PM