Short Story for Crash and Burner

david · 11-27-2002, 02:28 AM

It may be old but it's always funny!

He laid her on the table,
So white, clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
He rubbed her here and there.

He touched her neck and then her breast,
And then, drooling, felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.

The hole was wide...he looked inside,
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched out his arms,
And then ...........

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......he stuffed the turkey!

May I be the first to wish you Happy Thanksgiving!!!

YOU PERVS!

CLPgold · 11-27-2002, 02:30 AM

Alright I had that one figured out from the first line! But I'm drunk so I'm smarter now.

david · 11-27-2002, 07:57 AM

esmerelda · 11-27-2002, 08:01 AM

CLP.......great to hear you havent changed a bit....I will as a sign of unity raise my bourbon glass to you and say............"Go girl!!!"
Who needs brains when you have a drink in your hand!!!!

CRASHMAN · 11-27-2002, 11:44 AM

that story was totally missleading

DJD have a great thanksgiving

david · 11-27-2002, 01:07 PM

It was SUPPOSED to MISLEAD you, horndog!

11-27-2002, 02:28 AM	#1
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	Short Story for Crash and Burner It may be old but it's always funny! He laid her on the table, So white, clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat, He rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and then her breast, And then, drooling, felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, He gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide...he looked inside, All was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched out his arms, And then ........... -------------------- --------- --------------------- ------- --------------- ......he stuffed the turkey! May I be the first to wish you Happy Thanksgiving!!! YOU PERVS!

11-27-2002, 02:30 AM	#2
CLPgold Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ON Posts: 718	Alright I had that one figured out from the first line! But I'm drunk so I'm smarter now. A chic on the move.

11-27-2002, 08:01 AM	#4
esmerelda Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playing in the sun!!!! Posts: 767	CLP.......great to hear you havent changed a bit....I will as a sign of unity raise my bourbon glass to you and say............"Go girl!!!" Who needs brains when you have a drink in your hand!!!! Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!

11-27-2002, 11:44 AM	#5
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,080 Photos: 2	that story was totally missleading DJD have a great thanksgiving 230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180 \|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|---\|----\| <- that way about 20 more pounds!

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11-27-2002, 07:57 AM	#3
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2

11-27-2002, 01:07 PM	#6
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	It was SUPPOSED to MISLEAD you, horndog!

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