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11-28-2002, 05:57 AM
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She Was Soooo Blonde!!!!
 She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde... She thought a quarterback was a refund. She thought General Motors was in the army. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. At the bottom of an application where it said "sign here," she wrote "Sagittarius." She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde... She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools. She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde... She tripped over a cordless phone. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said, "Concentrate." She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde... She studied for a blood test. She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train." She sold the car for gas money. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," turned around and went home. She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde... When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company. She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes in Front”
"Got MILK"
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11-28-2002, 03:53 PM
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 JOKE I'm just a highlighted fake blonde. 
A chic on the move.
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11-29-2002, 04:05 AM
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It is Ok to be Blonde, somone e-mailed me with it and I couldn't resist!!! LOL 
"Got MILK"
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11-29-2002, 08:26 AM
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When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
that's one smart blonde, surprised she could do maths that complicated
"I believe in the brotherhood of man, all men, but I don’t believe in brotherhood with anybody who doesn’t want brotherhood with me. I believe in treating people right, but I’m not going to waste my time trying to treat somebody right who doesn’t know how to return the treatment."
Malcom X Speech, Dec. 12 1964, New York City. |
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