Don't get any idea's..........

david · 11-29-2002, 06:49 PM

Old letter but funny!!!

To: All Employees

From: Management

Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season

Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following
guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and
Leisure Industry Council).

1. Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is
discouraged.

2. Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden. (it runs up
an incredible long distance phone bill)

3. Work requests are not to be filed under "Bah humbug."

4. Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the
woods to Grandma's house.

5. All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25.

6. Eggnog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines.

In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday.

Rusty · 12-04-2002, 08:21 AM

ah.....a cute old one.......

11-29-2002, 06:49 PM	#1
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	Don't get any idea's.......... Old letter but funny!!! To: All Employees From: Management Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council). 1. Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged. 2. Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden. (it runs up an incredible long distance phone bill) 3. Work requests are not to be filed under "Bah humbug." 4. Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma's house. 5. All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25. 6. Eggnog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines. In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday.

12-04-2002, 08:21 AM	#2
Rusty FTW Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my Harley Posts: 4,469 Photos: 3	ah.....a cute old one....... ~RUSTY~

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