Oddball stuff

david · 11-30-2002, 01:42 PM

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is a little like having a peeing section in a pool.

Robin: Holy Kleenex, Batman! It was right under our nose and we blew it!

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.

If ever you should need my life, come and take it.

Razors pain you. Rivers are damp. Acids stain you and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give. Gas smells awful; you might as well live.

When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like all the passengers in his car.

If I had some ham, I could have some ham and eggs, if I had some eggs.

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

david · 11-30-2002, 01:43 PM

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

I love cats. They taste like chicken.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

If you can't beat em', arrange to have them beaten.

-e-i-e-i-o is actually a gross misspelling of the word "farm."

George Washington's brother was the uncle of our country.

I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense

Dero · 11-30-2002, 03:20 PM

The more people I meet ,the more I like my dogs.

david · 11-30-2002, 07:13 PM

When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like all the passengers in his car.

I thought this was clever........

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

And, this one is taken out of a comic book!

11-30-2002, 01:42 PM	#1
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	Oddball stuff Having a smoking section in a restaurant is a little like having a peeing section in a pool. Robin: Holy Kleenex, Batman! It was right under our nose and we blew it! Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead. If ever you should need my life, come and take it. Razors pain you. Rivers are damp. Acids stain you and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give. Gas smells awful; you might as well live. When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like all the passengers in his car. If I had some ham, I could have some ham and eggs, if I had some eggs. For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

11-30-2002, 03:20 PM	#3
Dero Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,780 Photos: 6	The more people I meet ,the more I like my dogs. Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.

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11-30-2002, 01:43 PM	#2
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. On the other hand, you have different fingers. It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. I love cats. They taste like chicken. If you can't convince them, confuse them. In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway. The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them. If you can't beat em', arrange to have them beaten. -e-i-e-i-o is actually a gross misspelling of the word "farm." George Washington's brother was the uncle of our country. I can see clearly now, the brain is gone... If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense

11-30-2002, 07:13 PM	#4
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like all the passengers in his car. I thought this was clever........ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them. And, this one is taken out of a comic book!