Funny Asian joke

david · 12-01-2002, 09:44 AM

Maybe it's old but this is the first I've heard of it!

"Fluctuations"

An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week.

The teller said, "Fluctuations."

The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"

kuso · 12-01-2002, 09:44 AM

Badger · 12-01-2002, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kuso

coleman · 12-01-2002, 10:32 PM

david · 12-01-2002, 10:50 PM

??

CRASHMAN · 12-01-2002, 10:53 PM

haha....i'm sure i'll get this joke when i'm thinkin straight

david · 12-01-2002, 11:03 PM

Why? Are you gay? Get it. Not straight??

CRASHMAN · 12-02-2002, 12:37 AM

ha ha....jackass.... lol no senior vicodin is clouding my thoughts

david · 12-02-2002, 12:43 AM

quit blaming the vicadin!

CRASHMAN · 12-02-2002, 12:44 AM

it was worth a shot

david · 12-02-2002, 12:49 AM

So, if you didn't drive and your friend didn't cause the accident... do I have it right, so far???

CRASHMAN · 12-02-2002, 12:51 AM

ya i wasn't drivin thats what i remeber i reber looking up and were like oh shit then i hit the windshield

david · 12-02-2002, 12:58 AM

So whose fault is it? Your driver or the other??

CRASHMAN · 12-02-2002, 12:59 AM

the other dudes

CRASHMAN · 12-02-2002, 01:00 AM

i think.... we hit em from behind though so it might be ours

david · 12-02-2002, 01:07 AM

what does the police report say??

CRASHMAN · 12-02-2002, 01:08 AM

lol like i cared enough to check haha

david · 12-02-2002, 01:17 AM

You should because if it's the other driver... you could at least win $2,500 dollars for pain and suffering!

Of course, each state is different along with the circumstances!!!

CRASHMAN · 12-02-2002, 12:56 PM

OH shit! really? fuq ya

i'm gettin a street bike now

david · 12-02-2002, 07:44 PM

That is correct, Maestro!

12-01-2002, 09:44 AM	#1
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	Funny Asian joke Maybe it's old but this is the first I've heard of it! "Fluctuations" An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week. The teller said, "Fluctuations." The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"

12-01-2002, 10:32 PM	#4
coleman Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,187	"I believe in the brotherhood of man, all men, but I don’t believe in brotherhood with anybody who doesn’t want brotherhood with me. I believe in treating people right, but I’m not going to waste my time trying to treat somebody right who doesn’t know how to return the treatment." Malcom X Speech, Dec. 12 1964, New York City.

12-01-2002, 10:53 PM	#6
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,080 Photos: 2	haha....i'm sure i'll get this joke when i'm thinkin straight 230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180 \|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|---\|----\| <- that way about 20 more pounds!

12-02-2002, 12:37 AM	#8
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,080 Photos: 2	ha ha....jackass.... lol no senior vicodin is clouding my thoughts 230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180 \|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|---\|----\| <- that way about 20 more pounds!

12-02-2002, 12:44 AM	#10
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,080 Photos: 2	it was worth a shot 230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180 \|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|---\|----\| <- that way about 20 more pounds!

12-01-2002, 09:44 AM	#2
kuso Um......get rooted! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: aka ( o Y o ) Posts: 15,048 Photos: 15

12-01-2002, 10:50 PM	#5
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	??

12-01-2002, 11:03 PM	#7
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	Why? Are you gay? Get it. Not straight??

12-02-2002, 12:43 AM	#9
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	quit blaming the vicadin!

12-02-2002, 12:49 AM	#11
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	So, if you didn't drive and your friend didn't cause the accident... do I have it right, so far???

12-02-2002, 12:51 AM	#12
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,080 Photos: 2	ya i wasn't drivin thats what i remeber i reber looking up and were like oh shit then i hit the windshield 230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180 \|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|---\|----\| <- that way about 20 more pounds!

12-02-2002, 12:58 AM	#13
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	So whose fault is it? Your driver or the other??

12-02-2002, 12:59 AM	#14
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,080 Photos: 2	the other dudes 230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180 \|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|---\|----\| <- that way about 20 more pounds!

12-02-2002, 01:00 AM	#15
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,080 Photos: 2	i think.... we hit em from behind though so it might be ours 230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180 \|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|---\|----\| <- that way about 20 more pounds!

12-02-2002, 01:07 AM	#16
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	what does the police report say??

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12-02-2002, 01:08 AM	#17
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,080 Photos: 2	lol like i cared enough to check haha 230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180 \|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|---\|----\| <- that way about 20 more pounds!

12-02-2002, 01:17 AM	#18
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	You should because if it's the other driver... you could at least win $2,500 dollars for pain and suffering! Of course, each state is different along with the circumstances!!!

12-02-2002, 12:56 PM	#19
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,080 Photos: 2	OH shit! really? fuq ya i'm gettin a street bike now 230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180 \|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|---\|----\| <- that way about 20 more pounds!

12-02-2002, 07:44 PM	#20
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	That is correct, Maestro!