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Jagbender's battle of the bulge
The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living


Thanks for the good laugh, mini.![]()
"If you think you are too small to make a difference
you have never spent the night with a mosquito."
~ Dali lama

hilarious!
Didn't see that one coming.![]()
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.


lol !
Funnyjunk by any chance ?
HAHAHA. Good one!


Good thing I have 8 dogs....
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

not bad

The ending was funny. The loving animals and loving kids thing bothered me though.
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