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06-08-2011, 09:28 AM #1Registered User
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How To Speak Liberal
A right-wing extremist's guide to understanding the language of liberalism.
LiberalSpeak.com - What liberals say and what liberals mean.Obama/Ayers 2012!!!
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Very liberal indeed.
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Very true indeed!
Jagbender's battle of the bulge
The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living
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06-09-2011, 03:13 PM #5YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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Shit, I'm not clicking on that.
It's probably loaded with GOP virus, gonna infect my comp. and flash subliminal messages on my comp. screen and turn my ass into a manchurian candidate.The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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06-09-2011, 03:22 PM #6Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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I thought these were funny:
"Assault Weapons" = Any Firearm including scary looking guns with a military appearance. The functionality of said guns is irrelevant.
Social responsibility" = Force someone else to pay for it
"Insurgents" = Terrorists
"Regulate" = Ban
I agree with the following ones, does that make me a liberal?
"Tax breaks for the rich" = Any Republican tax plan.
"Ultra Conservative" = A person who is too conservative.“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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this isn't really a right wing "extremists" understanding, it's every intelligent humans understanding!!!
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Not really. Although, when you implement tax cuts of any kind, it's usually gonna benefit the rich as they pay the most already, with the exception of those who are able to get out of it through creative accounting. That is pretty rampant and I saw it all the time as a banker. Some of those customers could have qualified to serve in Obama's cabinet.
Originally Posted by KelJu
Obama/Ayers 2012!!!
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LOL Originally Posted by IronAddict
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is a "safe" copy
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery."Welcome To LiberalSpeak.com
Sir Winston Churchill
LiberalSpeak ---> English
Listen and remember to hear not only what liberals say but what they really mean.
"Right to privacy" - Abortion
"Heteronormative" = Making comments too specific to only heterosexual relationships
"Progressive" = Left Liberal or Socialist
"Radical" = Conservative
"Undocumented Immigrants" = Illegal Aliens
"Special interest groups" = Non-liberal groups
"Monopoly" = Any corporation with market cap over $500 million
"Fundamentalist" = Conservative
"Greed" = Profit motive
"Rigid Ideologue" = A conservative who stands on principles.
"Compromise" = Agree with liberal agenda
"Affirmative Action" = Racial Preferences
"Lies" = "Policy Differences"
"Patriotism" = "Judgement"
"Racism" = "Anyone who Disagrees with Us"
"Fascism" = "We don't have a clue what it means, but we use it anyway"
"Assault Weapons" = Any Firearm including scary looking guns with a military appearance. The functionality of said guns is irrelevant.
"Cut" = Reduction in the rate of growth
"Pandering" = What Republicans do when supporting something liberals don't like. Usually applies to the NRA or religious right.
"Coddling" See "pandering."
"Health Care" = Abortion rights
"Unconstitutional" = "we don't like it."
"Open Minded" = "Subscribes to Liberal Dogma"
"Profiteering" = Not losing money
"Managed competition" = Government takeover
"Overheated economy" = Prosperity
"Fully fund" = Write a Blank check
"Diversity" = Lock step conformity with liberal agenda
"Closed-minded" = Does not agree with liberal agenda
"Right wing extremist" = Please See 'closed-minded' & 'extremist'
"Social responsibility" = Force someone else to pay for it
"Socially responsible investments" = Invest in money-losing ventures that liberals failed to get taxpayer funding for
"Welfare for the rich" = What people have left after taxes
"Corporate welfare" = Gross revenue minus taxes
"Corporate subsidy" = See 'corporate welfare'
"Deserving poor" = People who vote for liberals
"Tax the rich" = Tax anyone with a job
"Multiculturalism" = America is responsible for all the world's ills and is inferior to all other cultures
"Choice"= The right to terminate (kill) your unborn child, but does not include the right to decide where your child will attend school if he or she survives "choice". Choice to carry a firearm for self-defense? No! Choice to privatize your Social Security? No!
"Oversight" = Government
"Working Americans" = Only lower and middle class Americans
"Conduct a review" = Strategic delay.
"Exploit" = Employ
"Consistent ethic of life" = "We’re not really pro-abortion, but we’re embarrassed by the Church’s pro-life teachings because it places at odds with our favored party, the Democrats.”
"Militants" = Islamofascists
"Insurgents" = Terrorists
"Freedom Fighters" = Please see "Militants" and "Insurgents".
"Decriminalization" = Legalization
"Regulate" = Ban
"Unilateral Action" = "A small coalition of the "bribed and coerced".
"Undermining democracy" = When any Republican legislation passes.
"Assault" = Republican/conservative legislation on civil rights, medicare, welfare, social security, etc.
"Unprecedented" = Anything a conservative does to challenge thirty years of liberalism.
"The constitution is a living document." = The Constitution is malleable enough to be reworked at the whim of the courts.
"Deficit Reduction" = Tax Hike
"Mean-spirited" = Any Republican attempt to roll back the welfare state or any entitlements
"At risk youth" = Any kid likely to become a criminal. This phrase is used when pushing for spending for some social
program.
"Hate rhetoric" = Criticism of liberals.
"Angry white male" = A white male who voted Republican/conservative.
"Racism" = Opposition to anything a minority wants.
"Gun lobby" = National Rifle Association (NRA)
"Religious right" = Conservatives who believe in God.
"Extremist" Anybody who opposes anything a liberal wants.
"Guns on the street" = Private ownership of firearms. Also includes guns locked inside cabinets.
"Bipartisanship" = When "moderate" and/or "Rino" Republicans go along with the liberal agenda.
"Tax breaks for the rich" = Any Republican tax plan.
"War on the poor" = See "Tax breaks for the rich."
"Democracy" = Liberal legislation
"Criminal's gun of choice" = Whatever class of firearm the liberals are trying to ban at the moment. Crime statistics concerning
the particular weapons are irrelevant.
"Contributions" = Taxes
"Stolen election" = When the Republican candidate gets more votes than the Democrat candidate.
"Progressive" = Socialist
"Independence Card" = A government debit card to replace food stamps.
"Discrimination against poor women" = When republicans pass legislation
"American People" - Democrats, all others fall into the right-wing conspiracy camp who aren't considered American, and have no 1st Amendment
rights.
"Pat Buchanon Republicans" = Racist bigoted Republicans. Please see 'Extremists".
"Moral Victory" = Voters approved ponzi socialist scheme
"Christian Right" = People who go to church and vote.
"Gun nut" = Any person who owns a gun.
"Enlightened" = Those that openly protest or boycott Conservative or Libertarian agenda
"Tools" = Money
"Ultra Conservative" = A person who is too conservative.
"Womens Rights" = Supporting the right to destroy a fetus for any reason, including personal convenience.
"Fetus" = An unborn child that is to be aborted.
"Baby" = An unborn child that is not to be aborted.
"Censorship" = A government's refusal to fund a work of art
"Sexist" - A man who disagrees with women who hold liberal views.
"Victims": = The liberals target constituency....Black people and women, but essentially members of every group, except heterosexual males and ethnic groups that tend to hold conservative
views.
"Homophobe" = A person who believes that man-woman love and marriage ought to be society's ideal.
"Investment" = We want to spend more of your money.
"Filthy Rich" = A person who works two jobs.
"Obscenely Rich" = A person who employs others.
"Intolerance" = Disagreeing with the liberal point of view.
"Propaganda" = Facts and data that supports an opposing view.
"So and so has an agenda" = A person who disagrees with a liberal.Jagbender's battle of the bulge
The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living
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06-10-2011, 02:57 PM #10YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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lol Well, gee thanx Jag. You complete me. Originally Posted by jagbender
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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very cool
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That is Amlish not Liberal.
"If you think you are too small to make a difference
you have never spent the night with a mosquito."
~ Dali lama
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How to be a good Democrat:
1. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese & North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUVs.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.
8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression, and governments create prosperity.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E.Lee, and Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and really a very nice person.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belonged in the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese government is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
21. You have to believe that this letter is part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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