The Official and Final Jackass Comp

cornfed · 12-02-2002, 10:51 AM

...until the next time we have an influx of smartasses register...

W8, TheChickenDaddy, Leslie and Scotty the body...

Now, lets hurry the hell up and decide who the biggest jackass is

Rusty · 12-02-2002, 10:53 AM

W8, that was not me that voted for you.

bekahleigh23 · 12-02-2002, 10:59 AM

I'm still confused!

Is being a jackass a good thing or a bad thing? Am I voting for the biggest jerk aka jackass, or is being a jackass on this site someone that knows their shit!

cornfed · 12-02-2002, 11:06 AM

Neither... just the one you would consider to be the biggest smartass (in the positive sense of the word)

Dero · 12-02-2002, 11:45 AM

Can we have another choice????
-E- all of the above.

It's a hard decision to take...
When are you closing this sucker down?

david · 12-02-2002, 12:16 PM

I won't vote for Leslie this time!

I may or may have not placed my vote yet, but maybe I'll have to take some serious thought and just W8.

I think you should add Dero's name as a 5th person-dangler, though.

Dero · 12-02-2002, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by davidjasondean

I think you should add Dero's name as a 5th person-dangler, though.

Why,I got eliminated in da first round...Remember???

Leslie · 12-02-2002, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by davidjasondean
I won't vote for Leslie this time!

I may or may have not placed my vote yet, but maybe I'll have to take some serious thought and just W8.

I think you should add Dero's name as a 5th person-dangler, though.

"THIS TIME"!!!!!!??????

mesomorphin' · 12-02-2002, 12:41 PM

I think we should see some campaign literature -- about why each candidate is or is not the biggest jackass!

w8lifter · 12-02-2002, 01:28 PM

Okay...I am not being the Jackass this time...I will show my naked pics if people DON'T vote for me.

**dg806** · 12-02-2002, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by w8lifter
Okay...I am not being the Jackass this time...I will show my naked pics if people DON'T vote for me.

Well guys, I guess we know who won't win this time!

**dg806** · 12-02-2002, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by w8lifter
Okay...I am not being the Jackass this time...I will show my naked pics if people DON'T vote for me.

How can we hold you to this?

**dg806** · 12-02-2002, 01:40 PM

Leslie would you like to counter offer?

Rusty · 12-02-2002, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by w8lifter
Okay...I am not being the Jackass this time...I will show my naked pics if people DON'T vote for me.

AHHH, Like I said W8, I didn't vote for you.......so you should just e-mail those pics directly to me.

w8lifter · 12-02-2002, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dg806
Leslie would you like to counter offer?

How can we hold you to this?

You'll just have to trust me

**dg806** · 12-02-2002, 01:46 PM

For some strange reason I do?

Rusty · 12-02-2002, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dg806
For some strange reason I do?

SUCKER,,,,,,,,

**dg806** · 12-02-2002, 02:01 PM

Have you seen her latest pics??? Almost naked!! Nothing but rose pedals covering her! Check em out!

w8lifter · 12-02-2002, 02:04 PM

lmfao!

Rissole · 12-02-2002, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Leslie2196
"THIS TIME"!!!!!!??????

Why didn't you just come straight out and ask for it Les?

Rusty · 12-02-2002, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dg806
Have you seen her latest pics??? Almost naked!! Nothing but rose pedals covering her! Check em out!

DG, How long you been around here? You know damn good and well you can't trust a woman. She (any woman) will lie to you, just to get you distracted. And even though W8's hot, shes a woman and will trick you into her way of thinking. Dude, put your man hat back on.

w8lifter · 12-02-2002, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by IPMC
DG, How long you been around here? You know damn good and well you can't trust a woman. She (any woman) will lie to you, just to get you distracted. And even though W8's hot, shes a woman and will trick you into her way of thinking. Dude, put your man hat back on.

Don't make me post a pic just to prove you wrong

Dero · 12-02-2002, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by IPMC
Dude, put your man hat back on.

I think he lost it...Da dude hat!!!

Hmmm,comes to my attention that a certain,older cough,cough gentleman cough,cough,has not been taking any part in this competition of
IM Official site Jackass for the year 2002...
When I think/say the word Jackass,he comes to mind,he is the definition of Jackass,true representation of the word itself...
Ask IT, kuso,Tank...I'm sure they'll agree with me on dat topic...
If he was permitted to join the ranks with these fine Jackasses,I'm sure he would provided a more then adequate realm of competition.

Rusty · 12-02-2002, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by w8lifter
Don't make me post a pic just to prove you wrong

I don't think you have a rope tied around your fingers, post it if ya got the balls.

Rusty · 12-02-2002, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dero
I think he lost it...Da dude hat!!!

Hmmm,comes to my attention that a certain,older cough,cough gentleman cough,cough,has not been taking any part in this competition of
IM Official site Jackass for the year 2002...
When I think/say the word Jackass,he comes to mind,he is the definition of Jackass,true representation of the word itself...
Ask IT, kuso,Tank...I'm sure they'll agree with me on dat topic...
If he was permitted to join the ranks with these fine Jackasses,I'm sure he would provided a more then adequate realm of competition.

he he he.........I think I know who ya talkin bout.

w8lifter · 12-02-2002, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by IPMC
I don't think you have a rope tied around your fingers, post it if ya got the balls.

That's it! Okay Mr. IPMC....this is a teaser....I got full nudes that I will post...but I don't want ANYMORE votes

**dg806** · 12-02-2002, 03:10 PM

Damn! Keep ragging her!!! This is getting good!

Rusty · 12-02-2002, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by w8lifter
That's it! Okay Mr. IPMC....this is a teaser....I got full nudes that I will post...but I don't want ANYMORE votes

W8, I'm really dissapointed in your preformance. I've seen that pic already. It's posted on your site. This whole time, I thought you were different than most females. I would have thought that you, above all others on here would rise to the occasion.

I didn't vote yet, but I'm about to.

Oh and by the way W8, Hello, it's good to be back. You guys are always a riot.

w8lifter · 12-02-2002, 03:15 PM

Of course it's on my site....and now I'm willing to post Never-Before-Seen Naked Pics of Myself.....BUT ONLY IF I DON'T GET ANY MORE VOTES

irontime · 12-02-2002, 03:16 PM

I think I'll hang on to my vote for a little while yet, just to sweat people out a bit.

View Poll Results: Supreme Jackass
The Chicken Daddy	6	0.00%
w8lifter	2147483647	100.00%
Scotty the body	1	0.00%
Leslie	3	0.00%
Voters: 2147483657. You may not vote on this poll

12-02-2002, 10:51 AM	#1
cornfed Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: serenity now insanity later Posts: 1,802	The Official and Final Jackass Comp ...until the next time we have an influx of smartasses register... W8, TheChickenDaddy, Leslie and Scotty the body... Now, lets hurry the hell up and decide who the biggest jackass is - "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too." "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?" --- Zakk Wylde --- ---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

12-02-2002, 10:53 AM	#2
Rusty FTW Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my Harley Posts: 4,469 Photos: 3	W8, that was not me that voted for you. ~RUSTY~

12-02-2002, 10:59 AM	#3
bekahleigh23 Leading a Charmed Life! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: back to the tundra of WI Posts: 608	I'm still confused! Is being a jackass a good thing or a bad thing? Am I voting for the biggest jerk aka jackass, or is being a jackass on this site someone that knows their shit! "Our destiny changes with our thoughts; we shall become what we wish to become, do what we wish to do, when our habitual thought corresponds with our desire." -Orison S. Marder-

12-02-2002, 11:06 AM	#4
cornfed Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: serenity now insanity later Posts: 1,802	Neither... just the one you would consider to be the biggest smartass (in the positive sense of the word) - "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too." "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?" --- Zakk Wylde --- ---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

12-02-2002, 11:45 AM	#5
Dero Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,780 Photos: 6	Can we have another choice???? -E- all of the above. It's a hard decision to take... When are you closing this sucker down? Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.

12-02-2002, 12:16 PM	#6
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	I won't vote for Leslie this time! I may or may have not placed my vote yet, but maybe I'll have to take some serious thought and just W8. I think you should add Dero's name as a 5th person-dangler, though.

12-02-2002, 12:41 PM	#9
mesomorphin' Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: gaithersburg, maryland Posts: 570	I think we should see some campaign literature -- about why each candidate is or is not the biggest jackass! There's one way to find out....

12-02-2002, 01:28 PM	#10
w8lifter Join Date: May 2001 Location: Around..... Posts: 14,964	Okay...I am not being the Jackass this time...I will show my naked pics if people DON'T vote for me.

12-02-2002, 01:40 PM	#13
dg806 Guardian of The Homeland Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Charlotte NC Posts: 18,197	Leslie would you like to counter offer? 1-Andro Rx Pro-hormone

12-02-2002, 01:46 PM	#16
dg806 Guardian of The Homeland Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Charlotte NC Posts: 18,197	For some strange reason I do? 1-Andro Rx Pro-hormone

12-02-2002, 02:01 PM	#18
dg806 Guardian of The Homeland Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Charlotte NC Posts: 18,197	Have you seen her latest pics??? Almost naked!! Nothing but rose pedals covering her! Check em out! 1-Andro Rx Pro-hormone

12-02-2002, 02:04 PM	#19
w8lifter Join Date: May 2001 Location: Around..... Posts: 14,964	lmfao!

12-02-2002, 03:10 PM	#27
dg806 Guardian of The Homeland Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Charlotte NC Posts: 18,197	Damn! Keep ragging her!!! This is getting good! 1-Andro Rx Pro-hormone

12-02-2002, 03:15 PM	#29
w8lifter Join Date: May 2001 Location: Around..... Posts: 14,964	Of course it's on my site....and now I'm willing to post Never-Before-Seen Naked Pics of Myself.....BUT ONLY IF I DON'T GET ANY MORE VOTES

12-02-2002, 03:16 PM	#30
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,099 Photos: 1	I think I'll hang on to my vote for a little while yet, just to sweat people out a bit. If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

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