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06-16-2011, 12:12 PM #1Loving life w/Prince ADMINISTRATOR
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Old Guy
To an Old Guy...
An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a beautiful young woman. He asked the trainer who was nearby, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said "I would try the ATM in the lobby......."
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06-16-2011, 02:59 PM #2Registered User
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06-16-2011, 03:31 PM #3Registered User
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Originally Posted by Gena Marie
To an Old Guy...
An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a beautiful young woman. He asked the trainer who was nearby, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said "I would try the ATM in the lobby......."
LMAO !!!!!!!!!!
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear."
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06-16-2011, 03:45 PM #4YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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Nice!
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06-16-2011, 05:31 PM #5Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Funny!
Oh my, how our lives have been transformed into such thinking; I think, our political represenatives have had a hand in this.
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06-16-2011, 05:32 PM #6Registered User
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Lol !
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06-16-2011, 08:42 PM #7Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Moral of the story: If you fly it, float or f#ck it.....rent it
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06-17-2011, 09:38 AM #8Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Funny
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06-17-2011, 09:49 AM #9Elite Member SUPER MODERATOR
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LMAO
And they say personal trainers don't give good advice!
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06-17-2011, 09:53 AM #10Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Thanks, Gena.
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06-17-2011, 11:29 AM #11Registered User
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so true
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06-17-2011, 01:56 PM #12Junior Member
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Funny because its true for most people. Won't be the case for me in the future. Originally Posted by Gena Marie
To an Old Guy...
An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a beautiful young woman. He asked the trainer who was nearby, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said "I would try the ATM in the lobby......."
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06-20-2011, 11:34 AM #13Registered User
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haha
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I wonder if the majority of this forum is made up of over-the-hill fellows?
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