aim and etiquite
stand a few urinals down and talk
stand at the adjacent one
leave the conversation for another time
I still whole-heartedly agree with the original intent of the thread. Urinal discipline must be maintained at all times.![]()
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
aim and etiquite
- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
"...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
--- Zakk Wylde ---
---Dimebag Darrel RIP---
Aim is optional (As long as you ain't pissing on me.) but etipuite is MANDATORY.Originally posted by cornfed
aim and etiquite
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
Easy for you to say, it's pretty hard to miss your target when you're wearing depends all day.Originally posted by ALBOB
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If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
- Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)
Ooooo.........Good one Shithead............errr............moron......... .....errr Grasshopper.............WHAT THE HELL'S YOUR NAME AGAIN? Go tell your mother you need a spanking.Originally posted by irontime
Easy for you to say, it's pretty hard to miss your target when you're wearing depends all day.![]()
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Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
Naw... don't do that, she goes a 'lil too rough.![]()
- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
"...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
--- Zakk Wylde ---
---Dimebag Darrel RIP---
Go tell your mother you need a spanking.She's too far away, will your sister do?
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If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
- Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)
Oh, so close![]()
- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
"...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
--- Zakk Wylde ---
---Dimebag Darrel RIP---
Pulled out the 4 foot wooden spoon on you too eh?Originally posted by cornfed
Naw... don't do that, she goes a 'lil too rough.![]()
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If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
- Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)
Not quite... she pulled out the bondage sh!t and I was outta there...![]()
- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
"...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
--- Zakk Wylde ---
---Dimebag Darrel RIP---
And I don't blame ya![]()
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If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
- Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)
LOL... but apparently not quite quick enough...let's see, that was 23-24yrs ago I guess
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- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
"...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
--- Zakk Wylde ---
---Dimebag Darrel RIP---
d.......d.......daddy???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!![]()
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If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
- Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)
...son? ...
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Oh, hell no![]()
- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
"...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
--- Zakk Wylde ---
---Dimebag Darrel RIP---
Hate to end this Empire Strikes Back moment, but I gotta run.
Peace bro
- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
"...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
--- Zakk Wylde ---
---Dimebag Darrel RIP---
Does this mean I'm off the hook???Originally posted by cornfed
...son? ...
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Oh, hell no![]()
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Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
Sorry popsYou're stuck with me
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If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
- Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)
WAAAAAAAOriginally posted by irontime
Sorry popsYou're stuck with me
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Back to the subject of personal space; in our gym you walk from the locker room through the "towel room" where there's benches and hooks for your stuff and then you proceed to the shower room. When you're done washing your stanky azz you walk back to the towel room to dry off before returning to the locker room. Pretty easy, right? Why do some azzholes have to stand right next to my stuff and not even budge when I walk in to dry myself off after showering?![]()
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
They don't realize that gay men aren't attracted to all men.
be patient Albud, someday more will understand your plight
seriously, I dunno. pisses me off too.![]()
- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
"...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
--- Zakk Wylde ---
---Dimebag Darrel RIP---


wow, good ole cornfed (old moderator), I forgot about him.
Never piss next to any one, talking to a friend in the same room is fine.


My new pet peeve is guys talking on the cell phone while at the urinal, that means they only have one hand and that hand that was holding your dick is now going to be touching the lever to flush and then the door handle to leave cause you're too busy talking to bother washing your hands. Some nasty motherfuckers in this world, thats why I use the shiiter only, lift the lid by foot and flush the fucking thing by foot. I have a dick I don't need nor want to touch anyone elses.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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