Were in bat country


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Were in bat country
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Lol you guys kick ass. Always been into the scene. Nevedr rolled, really like the music, even though it developed to the darker\harder styles that were more my thing. Last rave I was at featured a major act from the. Netherlands, at a chinese resturant in nyc lmao.my girl and I walked in dressed like normal people (club appropriate) and the bathroom would clear out if
We walked in, kids were screaming 5-0 and running lol. Ran into an old friend, bonded about previouis years and thousands spent on coke. Got drunk as fuck, argued with some dumb bitches for eye'ing up my girl, had the organizer chew them out (cause I was hanging with him at that moment) got into a pissing match with a bouncer about no more re-entry and smoked a cig right infront of him inside (very illegal) went nuts for the headliner. Had some dude randomly hop on my shoulders for a better view (he soon experienced crowd surfing) watched 5 kids crawl around on all 4's trying to recoup the bag of pills they dropped lmao. Decided to have a footrace to the car with my girl, and 2 random kids who were rolling face. One tackled a garbage can, one ran up the hood of a parked car and kept screaming "its me bitches" lmao
Reading that kinda gives you the feeling that the night had lol, I seriously think someone dosed out drinks, but idgaf!
Yeah, good times, hitting another one in jersey next weekend. And I personally know the main act this time, rob gee![]()
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While djing the philly underground I had the chance to hang out with some big headliners like rob gee dj irene dj funk j smooth mindbender space girl....the list goes on those were some of my favorite...
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Jagbender's battle of the bulge
The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living
Yeah actualy real cool..they shared storys ...gvave me some records..even though I was just "amature" they treated me as equal..gave advice on my set..most of them didn't let the fame go to their heads...I think rob gee was one of the chillest guys I met real laid back and u wouldn't think it cause he is the king of hardcore in my mind...one of my favorit times was being in the booth with dj irene...she ca really put on a show ..real cool as well
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Lol @ jag.. fukcin. Techno viking Everyone told me how cool rob was for the longest time, and I ddint get it, he's world renowned. He's played every playable continent. His passport is bigger than my wallet lol. And he is infact that cool. Awesome irene had you in the booth. She can throw down..
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I saw a TV show on Viral videos and Techno Viking went viral. they even went looking for him to interview him and never located him.
I think that would have been an interesting interview.
So Mr. Viking what drugs were you on that day???
Do people always hand you water bottles upside down?
What did the piece of paper say?
who does your laundry?
Jagbender's battle of the bulge
The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
You know, I have always wanted to do this one more time while taking something really good. I am convinced I only ever got good rolls once, the rest were never anything special. That was a LONG time ago though. Now give me an Aderral, some vodka and I am off to the races.


that techno viking video is hysterical, I love drugs...sobriety and reality is so overrated.
I train differently than most, my beef is with gravity the weights on the bar are just the medium...Thanks to Wall Street your slice of the American Pie has been reduced to a crumb.




techno was cool back in the day. simaltaneously gay and cool. In high school in our area X was huge and of all the drugs i did i never and always wanted to. so if anyone has some- pay pal for fed ex...
it was one of those things when i got older that i really realized how much 99% of that music sucked a fatty. still like some daft punk, chemical brothers, aphex twins and a few others but a lot of it was shit.


I would take x and chill in the Ambient room, but usually I always took too much as I am a man of excess, plus we'd hit the rave clubs at 3 or 4 in the morning after drinking all night in the bar or hanging on the beach. Like the night I took 5 tabs and 4 vicodins and we walked through town cackling like hyenas while making fun of everyone like a late 90's inverted version of the Merry Pranksters, my metal loving friends in dark clothes, the couple hip hop cats from Philly and the Bronx, tats everywhere, drinking liter maitais from styrofoam cups, not your usual "raver kids". We were a different breed of raver dedicated to partying more than techno raving, but all the candy kids still loved us, with their cartoonish bell bottom pants(JC Penney sold them with graffiti embroidering), Dr. Seuss hats, rainbow nightmare shirts and the glow in the dark jewelry. We'd show up at the rave after hours when the bars had closed, with bottles of beer in every pocket, sometimes have strippers in tow, good fucking times, still not coming down until noon or so, sleep till 4pm and then hit the beach for a while then go score our next round of drugs.....
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012


Oh and a bag of Big League Chew, always had to have that when I was rolling, or Fruit Stripes gum fuck that gay ass pacifier shit....
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
can't we just post some pics of hawt raver chicks instead?
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