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    Only In America

    ONLY IN AMERICA
    1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster
    than an ambulance.

    2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in
    front of a skating rink.

    3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all
    the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions
    while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

    4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large
    fries, and a diet coke.

    5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then
    chain the pens to the counters.

    6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of
    dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

    7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to
    screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call
    from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

    8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of
    ten and buns in packages of eight.

    9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to
    describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and
    'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

    10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines
    with Braille lettering.
    "I believe in the brotherhood of man, all men, but I don’t believe in brotherhood with anybody who doesn’t want brotherhood with me. I believe in treating people right, but I’m not going to waste my time trying to treat somebody right who doesn’t know how to return the treatment."
    Malcom X Speech, Dec. 12 1964, New York City.

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