Thread: My son's better than your son.

Four successful business men went golfing one day.
Three of them headed out to the first tee and the
fourth went back to the clubhouse to take care of the
bill. While they were waiting for the fourth player to
catch up with them, the three men started talking and
bragging about their sons.

The first man told the others, "My son is in home
construction and land developement. He has been so
successful that he gave a friend of his one of his new
houses for free."

The second man said, "My son started off as a car
salesman, and now he owns a multi-line dealership.
He's so successful that he gave good friend of his a
new Mercedes, fully loaded and free of charge."

The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My
son is a stockbroker, and he's doing so well that he
established a complete stock portfolio and gave it at
no cost to his close friend."

The fourth man finally joined them on the tee after a
few minutes of taking care of the club house bill. The
first man mentioned, "We are just talking about our
sons and how well they are all doing. How is that son
of yours doing?"

The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is as queer as
a three dollar bill. Now he is up on a stage bare-assed
naked doing go-go dances in a gay bar."

The other three men grew silent as he continued, "I'm
not exactly thrilled about his life style or his
dancing job, but he must be doing well. His last three
boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and
a great stock portfolio."