How will you be buried?

ALBOB · 12-09-2002, 12:19 PM

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted later, he said: "I'm sorry; I was just thinking of my own funeral........I'm a gynecologist." At that point, the proctologist fainted.

david · 12-09-2002, 01:04 PM

that would be something to see!

**Prince** · 12-09-2002, 01:52 PM

very funny.

in all seriousness I think that elaborate funerals, expensive caskets and headstones are a waste of money.

I would prefer to be cremated, and either kept in a earn or spread out accross the mountains.

but that's just me.

ALBOB · 12-09-2002, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Prince I would prefer to be cremated, and either kept in a earn or spread out accross the mountains.

but that's just me.

I'm right there with ya' except I want to be spread on a golf course.

Max. Q · 12-09-2002, 03:05 PM

My family thinks I'm joking but I keep telling them to bury me in shorts, a t-shirt, boonie hat and flip flops...I don't want to wait in line wearing a damn suit or at least I'm ready for the hot weather down below....either way I'd be comfortable...

**Jodi** · 12-09-2002, 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by Prince
very funny.

in all seriousness I think that elaborate funerals, expensive caskets and headstones are a waste of money.

I would prefer to be cremated, and either kept in a earn or spread out accross the mountains.

but that's just me.

Same here but in the ocean. I hate the though of my body being eaten by maggots and other creepy crawly things. YUK

coleman · 12-09-2002, 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by Prince
very funny.

in all seriousness I think that elaborate funerals, expensive caskets and headstones are a waste of money.

I would prefer to be cremated, and either kept in a earn or spread out accross the mountains.

but that's just me.

djd would be taxidermied in the computer seat

j/k

urso8up · 12-09-2002, 06:22 PM

good one

firestorm · 12-09-2002, 06:30 PM

I don't want to be buried. I want my body used to feed the hungry in Ethiopia.

david · 12-09-2002, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by firestorm
I don't want to be buried. I want my body used to feed the hungry in Ethiopia.

I never thought of that way, Mochy but you have a very good point.

NOW, Firestorm..... YOU JUST took the CAKE! That is vulgar!

Now, I am waiting for your hero, Crash to come in to topple your vulgarity with his own!

firestorm · 12-09-2002, 06:42 PM

hahaha

Burner02 · 12-10-2002, 04:17 AM

I think I like the simple thing...cremated and put in one of those wall grave sites.

ALBOB · 12-10-2002, 08:48 AM

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Originally posted by mochy I hate the though of my body being eaten by maggots and other creepy crawly things. YUK

Hey, I'm not creepy.

Scotty the Body · 12-10-2002, 12:16 PM

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Originally posted by Max. Q
My family thinks I'm joking but I keep telling them to bury me in shorts, a t-shirt, boonie hat and flip flops...I don't want to wait in line wearing a damn suit or at least I'm ready for the hot weather down below....either way I'd be comfortable...

Same here Max, I didn't wear a suit when alive, damn if I want one on when I'm dead.
I told my family I want a Tshirt, my pajama bottoms and my slippers. Oh and the tv remote.

Max. Q · 12-10-2002, 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by Scotty the Body
Same here Max, I didn't wear a suit when alive, damn if I want one on when I'm dead.
I told my family I want a Tshirt, my pajama bottoms and my slippers. Oh and the tv remote.

Let's not forget the shades, gotta have the shades, either the sun or the fires will be too bright. A bottle of sunscreen might not be a bad idea....sure is starting to sound like a vacation trip to the Bahamas...LOL

firestorm · 12-10-2002, 05:24 PM

only hippies wear flip flops. I will be in my combat boots for sure.

ALBOB · 12-11-2002, 10:06 AM

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Originally posted by firestorm
only hippies wear flip flops. I will be in my combat boots for sure.

I damn wll better see a spit shine on those boots mister.

Burner02 · 12-13-2002, 06:36 PM

oohh...you spit on your boots? I used water....

firestorm · 12-15-2002, 05:46 PM

Spit leaves a much better glossy shine without a doubt. Just don't be chewing gum or it messes up the whole damn thing. And don't you worry bout my shine ALBOB,, My boots be shining!!!! hahahaha I can die tomorrow with out a worry.

Burner02 · 12-16-2002, 02:54 AM

it's kind of sad. I contract out to the Air Force now...in a comm unit. The boots I use for paintball that I cleaned up and put a quick coat of polish on look better than most of the guys boots in here do....

Ever wear Hi-Tech or Cochran Mach IV tactical boots? I could get a mirror shine on those...

Burner02 · 12-16-2002, 02:55 AM

hey fire-
what part of 'jersy do you live in? My last base I was at was McGuire AFB. Any idea where that is?

firestorm · 12-16-2002, 03:30 AM

yeppers on both counts Burner. Hi Techs yes and McGuire yes. It's close to Fort Dix. I live a grenades throw away give or take a shard of shrapnel. hehehe Oh and a cheat on getting the glossy look back on boots. Use Heel polish and buff with womens nylons.

Burner02 · 12-16-2002, 03:38 AM

what...Brownsville?
You work the prison or what?

I remember back in tech schol..one of the guys didn't polish his boots the night before..and there was going to be an open ranks inspection. Someone told this guy, Amn Dalmaso, (aka, dumbass)
to use those inch wide blousing straps to buff up his boots...
Scuffed the last bit of polish off his boots 10 minutes before the inspection....ahh...friends..

I had heard about the nylons but never tried them.
I either used an old t-shirt or cotten balls

firestorm · 12-16-2002, 03:43 AM

Actually I live in a place called Yardville with is located on the outskirts of Trenton;Hamilton township. You heard of Bordentown right? I'm 5 minutes from there.

Burner02 · 12-16-2002, 03:46 AM

it sounds familiar. I left there in December '97 after a whopping 8 months of being there. I was actually deployed to the desert 1/2 of that time.

Let's see, I went to AC, or Cherry Hills to hang out.

firestorm · 12-16-2002, 03:52 AM

Cherry Hill. drop the s on that one. You went clubbing there. Maybe even the horse races?

Burner02 · 12-16-2002, 04:49 AM

clubbing, Club Iguana..if that one still exists...

firestorm · 12-16-2002, 05:33 PM

oh don't ask me. I haven't been clubbing for 10 years.

12-09-2002, 12:19 PM	#1
ALBOB IDIOT SAVANT Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: An alternate reality. Posts: 10,159	How will you be buried? A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted later, he said: "I'm sorry; I was just thinking of my own funeral........I'm a gynecologist." At that point, the proctologist fainted.
	Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

12-09-2002, 01:52 PM	#3
Prince the one & only Administrator Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Colorado Posts: 33,730 Blog Entries: 25 Photos: 320	very funny. in all seriousness I think that elaborate funerals, expensive caskets and headstones are a waste of money. I would prefer to be cremated, and either kept in a earn or spread out accross the mountains. but that's just me.
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12-09-2002, 03:05 PM	#5
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12-10-2002, 04:17 AM	#12
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,316	I think I like the simple thing...cremated and put in one of those wall grave sites.
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12-13-2002, 06:36 PM	#18
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,316	oohh...you spit on your boots? I used water....
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12-09-2002, 01:04 PM	#2
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	that would be something to see!

12-09-2002, 06:22 PM	#8
urso8up Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sarasota, Florida Posts: 252	good one

12-09-2002, 06:30 PM	#9
firestorm P/RR/S Advisor Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 7,765 Photos: 3	I don't want to be buried. I want my body used to feed the hungry in Ethiopia.

12-09-2002, 06:42 PM	#11
firestorm P/RR/S Advisor Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 7,765 Photos: 3	hahaha

12-10-2002, 05:24 PM	#16
firestorm P/RR/S Advisor Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 7,765 Photos: 3	only hippies wear flip flops. I will be in my combat boots for sure.

12-15-2002, 05:46 PM	#19
firestorm P/RR/S Advisor Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 7,765 Photos: 3	Spit leaves a much better glossy shine without a doubt. Just don't be chewing gum or it messes up the whole damn thing. And don't you worry bout my shine ALBOB,, My boots be shining!!!! hahahaha I can die tomorrow with out a worry.

12-16-2002, 02:54 AM	#20
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,316	it's kind of sad. I contract out to the Air Force now...in a comm unit. The boots I use for paintball that I cleaned up and put a quick coat of polish on look better than most of the guys boots in here do.... Ever wear Hi-Tech or Cochran Mach IV tactical boots? I could get a mirror shine on those...
	Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

12-16-2002, 02:55 AM	#21
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,316	hey fire- what part of 'jersy do you live in? My last base I was at was McGuire AFB. Any idea where that is?
	Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

12-16-2002, 03:30 AM	#22
firestorm P/RR/S Advisor Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 7,765 Photos: 3	yeppers on both counts Burner. Hi Techs yes and McGuire yes. It's close to Fort Dix. I live a grenades throw away give or take a shard of shrapnel. hehehe Oh and a cheat on getting the glossy look back on boots. Use Heel polish and buff with womens nylons.

12-16-2002, 03:38 AM	#23
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,316	what...Brownsville? You work the prison or what? I remember back in tech schol..one of the guys didn't polish his boots the night before..and there was going to be an open ranks inspection. Someone told this guy, Amn Dalmaso, (aka, dumbass) to use those inch wide blousing straps to buff up his boots... Scuffed the last bit of polish off his boots 10 minutes before the inspection....ahh...friends.. I had heard about the nylons but never tried them. I either used an old t-shirt or cotten balls
	Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

12-16-2002, 03:43 AM	#24
firestorm P/RR/S Advisor Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 7,765 Photos: 3	Actually I live in a place called Yardville with is located on the outskirts of Trenton;Hamilton township. You heard of Bordentown right? I'm 5 minutes from there.

12-16-2002, 03:46 AM	#25
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,316	it sounds familiar. I left there in December '97 after a whopping 8 months of being there. I was actually deployed to the desert 1/2 of that time. Let's see, I went to AC, or Cherry Hills to hang out.
	Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

12-16-2002, 03:52 AM	#26
firestorm P/RR/S Advisor Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 7,765 Photos: 3	Cherry Hill. drop the s on that one. You went clubbing there. Maybe even the horse races?

12-16-2002, 04:49 AM	#27
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,316	clubbing, Club Iguana..if that one still exists...
	Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

12-16-2002, 05:33 PM	#28
firestorm P/RR/S Advisor Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 7,765 Photos: 3	oh don't ask me. I haven't been clubbing for 10 years.

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