ALBOB

1) "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone)

2) Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in." (Courtney Cox Monica on "Friends")

3) "I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in
poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 percent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves." (Jerry Garcia)-(Grateful Dead)

4) "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." (Barbara Bush)-(Former US First Lady)

5) Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. (Robin Williams)

6) Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. (Billy Crystal)

7) Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. (Rod Stewart)

8) "On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars." (Bruce Willis)-(On the difference between men and women)

9) "And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan." (George Burns)

10) "Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die." (Carmen Boyle)-(Olympic Luge Gold Medal winner - 1996)

11) "There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do." (Henry Kissenger)-(former US Secretary of State)

12) "My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading." (Steve Jobs-Founder of Apple Computers)

13) "My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker." (Dan Rather)-(News anchorman)

14) "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?" (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

15) "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." (Tiger Woods)

16) "I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot." (Axel Rose)-(Guns'n'Roses)

17) "Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master." (Rev. Jesse Jackson)

18) "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." (Jack Nicholson)

19) Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. (Roseanne)

20) According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful. (Robert De Niro)

21) In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts? (Hugh Grant)

22) There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? (Dustin Hoffman)

23) When the sun comes up, I have morals again. (Elizabeth Taylor)

24) There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, "I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." (Jerry Seinfield)

25) AND THE NUMBER ONE QUOTE IS: See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. (Robin Williams)

Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

esmerelda

So.....you've been working hard again I see!!!

Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!

coleman

"I believe in the brotherhood of man, all men, but I don’t believe in brotherhood with anybody who doesn’t want brotherhood with me. I believe in treating people right, but I’m not going to waste my time trying to treat somebody right who doesn’t know how to return the treatment."
Malcom X Speech, Dec. 12 1964, New York City.

ALBOB

Always.

Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

Dero

Cough,cough
bullshit,bullshit..
cough,cough!!!


OldBob!!!

Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.

ALBOB

Whassssamatta Hairball? Gettin' cold up there and you caught a case of the sniffles?

Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

esmerelda

He he heeee....the thought of you actually sitting there at your desk....using your computer for real work........giggle giggle.... sorry........its just too much!!!

Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!

david

lol!

urso8up

CRASHMAN

good work albob

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david

What are you, Crash? A cheerleader?

CRASHMAN

no bastard

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<- that way about 20 more pounds!

DOMS

Bump

PreMier

14) "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?" (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

P-side Inc.

"the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.