ALBOB

Zebediah was in the fertilized egg business.
He had several hundred young layers, called pullets
and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.

Zeb kept records, any rooster that didn't perform well
went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took a
lot of Zeb's time. So Zeb got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone.
Now Zeb could tell, from a distance, which rooster was
performing. He could sit on the porch and fill out an
efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

Zeb's favorite rooster was old Brewster. A very fine
specimen he was. But on this particular morning,
Zeb noticed that Brewster's bell had not rung at all!!
Zeb went to investigate. The other roosters were
chasing pullets, bells a-ringing! The pullets, hearing
the roosters coming, would run for cover. BUT, to Zeb's
amazement, Brewster had his bell in his beak, so it
couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and
walk on to the next one.

Zeb was so proud of Brewster that he entered him in
the county fair. Brewster was an overnight sensation!
The judges not only awarded him the No Bell Piece
Prize but also the Pulletsurprise!

Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

Rusty

Thats kinda Lame....even for you Albob

~RUSTY~

ALBOB

Hey, every now and then you gotta tone down the I.Q. so Kuso can have a laugh too.

Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

david

I thought it was rather cool!

CRASHMAN

dat chicken was learned good

230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180
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<- that way about 20 more pounds!