An ol' joke

david · 12-12-2002, 01:25 PM

Devil In The Church

One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church.

Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

Rob_NC · 12-12-2002, 01:33 PM

And I've been married to his granddaughter for 7 years.

ALBOB · 12-12-2002, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rob_NC
And I've been married to his granddaughter for 7 years.

Ooooo...............I'm gonna send this to her.

CRASHMAN · 12-12-2002, 08:08 PM

hahaha

david · 12-12-2002, 08:22 PM

Do you love Satan Crash??

CRASHMAN · 12-12-2002, 08:29 PM

he's my dad

jk. i refuse to answer the question cause i might be banned

david · 12-12-2002, 11:01 PM

YOU STILL ON??

CRASHMAN · 12-12-2002, 11:06 PM

david · 12-12-2002, 11:36 PM

of course... silly question

david · 12-12-2002, 11:56 PM

Watching wrestling still??

CRASHMAN · 12-12-2002, 11:59 PM

no i had to unload wood at fuqqin 11 at night!!!

david · 12-13-2002, 12:40 AM

unloading wood! Was it a chord or two?

I haven't done that since I was 13 yrs. old!!!

CRASHMAN · 12-13-2002, 12:42 AM

i have no clue how much it was i just know it was fuqqin cold dark and i didn't wanna do it

david · 12-13-2002, 01:07 AM

but are you done??

CRASHMAN · 12-13-2002, 01:22 AM

david · 12-13-2002, 01:38 AM

then that's good.. GOOD BOY!

CRASHMAN · 12-13-2002, 01:46 AM

i didn't even get paid either

david · 12-13-2002, 01:49 AM

Why should you get paid for stacking 50 pieces of wood??

CRASHMAN · 12-13-2002, 01:51 AM

cause my times important

david · 12-13-2002, 02:02 AM

Raising one eyebrow.

What Jabroni! Tell your dad you need to be posting!

CRASHMAN · 12-13-2002, 02:16 AM

hahaha dave been watchin the rock again?

david · 12-13-2002, 02:30 AM

He's supposed to be back next year!

CRASHMAN · 12-13-2002, 02:32 AM

where'd he go?

david · 12-13-2002, 02:45 AM

acting!!

CRASHMAN · 12-13-2002, 02:51 AM

what a tool he should be wrestling

david · 12-13-2002, 03:01 AM

That's not complete job security although it probably is for him! I think it was a great career decision!

CRASHMAN · 12-13-2002, 03:05 AM

ya that man is probably sooo rich now he's the next hulk hogan

david · 12-13-2002, 03:11 AM

Richer than Hogan! He lives two towns over from me!

CRASHMAN · 12-13-2002, 03:13 AM

seriouss? seen his place?

david · 12-13-2002, 03:26 AM

From a distance... it's in Weston, FL. NOT MIAMI!

12-12-2002, 01:25 PM	#1
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	An ol' joke BODYBUILDING SUPPLEMENTS High Quality Supplements For Bodybuilders and Athletes. www.ironmaglabs.com Devil In The Church One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

12-12-2002, 01:33 PM	#2
Rob_NC Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,179	And I've been married to his granddaughter for 7 years.
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12-12-2002, 08:08 PM	#4
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 3	hahaha
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12-12-2002, 08:29 PM	#6
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 3	he's my dad jk. i refuse to answer the question cause i might be banned
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12-12-2002, 11:06 PM	#8
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 3
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12-12-2002, 08:22 PM	#5
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	Do you love Satan Crash??

12-12-2002, 11:01 PM	#7
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	YOU STILL ON??

12-12-2002, 11:36 PM	#9
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	of course... silly question

12-12-2002, 11:56 PM	#10
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	Watching wrestling still??

12-12-2002, 11:59 PM	#11
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 3	no i had to unload wood at fuqqin 11 at night!!!
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12-13-2002, 12:40 AM	#12
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	unloading wood! Was it a chord or two? I haven't done that since I was 13 yrs. old!!!

12-13-2002, 12:42 AM	#13
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 3	i have no clue how much it was i just know it was fuqqin cold dark and i didn't wanna do it
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12-13-2002, 01:07 AM	#14
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	but are you done??

12-13-2002, 01:22 AM	#15
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 3	yep
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12-13-2002, 01:38 AM	#16
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	then that's good.. GOOD BOY!

12-13-2002, 01:46 AM	#17
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 3	i didn't even get paid either
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12-13-2002, 01:49 AM	#18
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	Why should you get paid for stacking 50 pieces of wood??

12-13-2002, 01:51 AM	#19
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 3	cause my times important
	230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180 \|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|---\|----\| <- that way about 20 more pounds!

12-13-2002, 02:02 AM	#20
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	Raising one eyebrow. What Jabroni! Tell your dad you need to be posting!

12-13-2002, 02:16 AM	#21
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 3	hahaha dave been watchin the rock again?
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12-13-2002, 02:30 AM	#22
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	He's supposed to be back next year!

12-13-2002, 02:32 AM	#23
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 3	where'd he go?
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12-13-2002, 02:45 AM	#24
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	acting!!

12-13-2002, 02:51 AM	#25
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 3	what a tool he should be wrestling
	230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180 \|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|---\|----\| <- that way about 20 more pounds!

12-13-2002, 03:01 AM	#26
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	That's not complete job security although it probably is for him! I think it was a great career decision!

12-13-2002, 03:05 AM	#27
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 3	ya that man is probably sooo rich now he's the next hulk hogan
	230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180 \|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|---\|----\| <- that way about 20 more pounds!

12-13-2002, 03:11 AM	#28
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	Richer than Hogan! He lives two towns over from me!

12-13-2002, 03:13 AM	#29
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 3	seriouss? seen his place?
	230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180 \|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|---\|----\| <- that way about 20 more pounds!

12-13-2002, 03:26 AM	#30
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	From a distance... it's in Weston, FL. NOT MIAMI!

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