Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than Men

david · 12-12-2002, 01:33 PM

I don't like these but I figured their somewhat cool esp. for the women.....

1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even when it's lit.
5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it wears out.
9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
10. You only have to feed/water it once a week.
11. It's always there to light up your life.
12. It gets turned on only when you want it turned on.
13. It always smells nice and doesn't pass gas.
14. If it needles you, you can toss it out.

butterfly · 12-12-2002, 01:35 PM

I have to disagree with #2

david · 12-12-2002, 11:10 PM

He He! I hear ya on that one and no, Dero, Kuso, IPMC etc.. this is NOT by moy own experience, either... but through Crash's stories he tells me! (j/k)

**Prince** · 12-23-2004, 10:28 AM

bump, a post from Dec. 2002

**Mudge** · 12-23-2004, 12:03 PM

Back when David was posting 85 times a day

CRASHMAN · 12-23-2004, 02:06 PM

owned once again.....

min0 lee · 12-23-2004, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by butterfly

I have to disagree with #2

12-12-2002, 01:33 PM	#1
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than Men I don't like these but I figured their somewhat cool esp. for the women..... 1. A Christmas tree is always erect. 2. Even small ones give satisfaction. 3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights. 4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even when it's lit. 5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size. 6. A Christmas tree has cute balls. 7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls. 8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it wears out. 9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year. 10. You only have to feed/water it once a week. 11. It's always there to light up your life. 12. It gets turned on only when you want it turned on. 13. It always smells nice and doesn't pass gas. 14. If it needles you, you can toss it out.

12-23-2004, 10:28 AM	#4
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12-12-2002, 01:35 PM	#2
butterfly Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 11,526 Photos: 11	I have to disagree with #2
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12-12-2002, 11:10 PM	#3
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12-23-2004, 02:06 PM	#6
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