MMA's cyber sex conversation

CRASHMAN · 12-12-2002, 09:28 PM

mmafiter: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

Sweetheart: I am wearing an expensive red silk blouse, a black leather mini skirt and high-heeled boots. I am tanned and very buffed. I work outeveryday. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?

mmafiter: I'm 6'3 and about 250 lb. I wear glasses and have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought at Wal-Mart. I'm also wearing an old T-shirt, it's got some barbecue sauce stains on it and it smells k kind of funny.

Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me?

mmafiter: OK

Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my nightstand. I look up into your eyes and I'm smiling.My hand works its way down to your crotch and I begin to feel your hugeswelling bulge.

mmafiter: I'm gulping. I'm beginning to sweat.

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.

mmafiter: Now, I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.

Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.

mmafiter: I'm taking hold of your blouse and I'm sliding it softly off.

Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off of my warm body. I'm rubbing your bulge faster now, rubbing and pulling.

mmafiter: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and tears a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.

Sweetheart: That's, OK. It wasn't really too expensive.

mmafiter: I'll pay for it.

Sweetheart: Don't worry about it! I'm wearing a lacy black bra, my soft breasts are rising and falling as I breathe harder and harder.

mmafiter: I'm fumbling with the clasp of your bra, I think it's stuck. Doyou have scissors?

Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly, I reach behind my back and undo the clasp. My bra slides off. The cool air caresses my breasts,my nipples are erect for you.

mmafiter: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.

Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby, I just want to feel your tongue all over me.

mmafiter: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!

Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.

mmafiter: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.

Sweetheart: WHAT?

mmafiter: I'm so sorry. Really.

Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off of my breasts with the remains of my blouse.

mmafiter: I'm taking your sopping wet blouse from you and throwing it in the corner of the room.

Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.

mmafiter: I'm screaming like a woman! Your hands are cold! Yeee!

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.

mmafiter: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out and nibbling on you. ummm, wait a second.

Sweetheart: What's the matter?

mmafiter: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.

Sweetheart: Are you OK?

mmafiter: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.

Sweetheart: Is there anything I can do to help?

mmafiter: I'm running to the kitchen. Choking wildly. Looking for a cup.Where do you keep your cups??

Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink!

mmafiter: I'm drinking a cup of water. There that's better.

Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.

mmafiter: I'm washing the cup now.

Sweetheart: I'm aching for you lover.

mmafiter: Now I'm drying the cup. I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait it's dark, I'm lost. Where is the bedroom?

Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.

mmafiter: I found it.

Sweetheart: I'm tugging off your pants. I want you so badly.

mmafiter: Me too.

Sweetheart: I kiss you passionately. Our naked bodies pressed against each other.

mmafiter: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.

Sweetheart: Why don't you take your glasses off?

mmafiter: OK. But I can't see very well. I'm placing my glasses on the nightstand.

Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me baby!

mmafiter: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly to the bathroom.

Sweetheart: Hurry back lover.

mmafiter: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet and lift the lid.

Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.

mmafiter: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle. Uh-oh!

Sweetheart: What's the matter now?

mmafiter: I just realized I peed in your hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bed now. Blindly feeling my way.

Sweetheart: Mmmm, yes. Come on.

mmafiter: Now I'm going to put my, you know, thing in your umm, woman's thing.

Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, Baby! Do it!

mmafiter: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. Ma'am, I'm having a little problem here.

Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth. I can't wait another second. Slide it in! Screw me!

mmafiter: I'm flaccid.

Sweetheart: WHAT?

mmafiter: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.

Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.

mmafiter: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener all floppy.I'm looking for my glasses to see what the problem is.

Sweetheart: NO! Never mind. I'm getting dressed, I'm putting on my underwear and my wet nasty blouse.

mmafiter: No wait. I can't find the night table. I'm reaching across the dresser, knocking off cans of hairspray, your picture frames and your candles.

Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. I'm putting on my shoes.

mmafiter: Now I've found my glasses. My God! One of your candles fell onthe curtain! The curtain is on fire. I'm pointing at it with a shocked look on my face.

Sweetheart: Go to hell! I'm logging off, LOSER!

mmafiter: Now the carpet is on fire! Nooooooo!

lean_n_76er · 12-12-2002, 10:16 PM

OMFG! Crash - you are a genius! ROTFLMFAO!

LiftHardGainBig · 12-12-2002, 10:18 PM

hahhahahahahahahahahaha

david · 12-13-2002, 01:17 AM

Aaahh-Ha-haha- ha!

MMAFITER!!!!!

You

SUCKA

CRASHMAN · 12-14-2002, 02:26 AM

i wonder if he'd read this? if not

CRASHMAN · 12-14-2002, 02:27 AM

kuso · 12-14-2002, 02:55 AM

LOL.....it`s been posted before, by mmafiter himself I think but never AS mmafiter

mmafiter · 12-14-2002, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kuso
LOL.....it`s been posted before, by mmafiter himself I think but never AS mmafiter

Exactly! A lame attempt by a lame-ass poster. It's sad, really.

david · 12-14-2002, 10:35 AM

I'm not sure about that.... I'd have to see in order to believe it!

Burner02 · 12-14-2002, 06:54 PM

that was good...I've seen it before....
geez..with a love life like that...I'm suprised my boy mmafiter has children...

12-12-2002, 09:28 PM	#1
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 3	MMA's cyber sex conversation BODYBUILDING SUPPLEMENTS High Quality Supplements For Bodybuilders and Athletes. www.ironmaglabs.com mmafiter: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing an expensive red silk blouse, a black leather mini skirt and high-heeled boots. I am tanned and very buffed. I work outeveryday. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? mmafiter: I'm 6'3 and about 250 lb. I wear glasses and have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought at Wal-Mart. I'm also wearing an old T-shirt, it's got some barbecue sauce stains on it and it smells k kind of funny. Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me? mmafiter: OK Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my nightstand. I look up into your eyes and I'm smiling.My hand works its way down to your crotch and I begin to feel your hugeswelling bulge. mmafiter: I'm gulping. I'm beginning to sweat. Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest. mmafiter: Now, I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling. Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly. mmafiter: I'm taking hold of your blouse and I'm sliding it softly off. Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off of my warm body. I'm rubbing your bulge faster now, rubbing and pulling. mmafiter: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and tears a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry. Sweetheart: That's, OK. It wasn't really too expensive. mmafiter: I'll pay for it. Sweetheart: Don't worry about it! I'm wearing a lacy black bra, my soft breasts are rising and falling as I breathe harder and harder. mmafiter: I'm fumbling with the clasp of your bra, I think it's stuck. Doyou have scissors? Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly, I reach behind my back and undo the clasp. My bra slides off. The cool air caresses my breasts,my nipples are erect for you. mmafiter: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp. Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby, I just want to feel your tongue all over me. mmafiter: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat! Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear. mmafiter: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm. Sweetheart: WHAT? mmafiter: I'm so sorry. Really. Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off of my breasts with the remains of my blouse. mmafiter: I'm taking your sopping wet blouse from you and throwing it in the corner of the room. Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool. mmafiter: I'm screaming like a woman! Your hands are cold! Yeee! Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties. mmafiter: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out and nibbling on you. ummm, wait a second. Sweetheart: What's the matter? mmafiter: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking. Sweetheart: Are you OK? mmafiter: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red. Sweetheart: Is there anything I can do to help? mmafiter: I'm running to the kitchen. Choking wildly. Looking for a cup.Where do you keep your cups?? Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink! mmafiter: I'm drinking a cup of water. There that's better. Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover. mmafiter: I'm washing the cup now. Sweetheart: I'm aching for you lover. mmafiter: Now I'm drying the cup. I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait it's dark, I'm lost. Where is the bedroom? Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall. mmafiter: I found it. Sweetheart: I'm tugging off your pants. I want you so badly. mmafiter: Me too. Sweetheart: I kiss you passionately. Our naked bodies pressed against each other. mmafiter: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts. Sweetheart: Why don't you take your glasses off? mmafiter: OK. But I can't see very well. I'm placing my glasses on the nightstand. Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me baby! mmafiter: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly to the bathroom. Sweetheart: Hurry back lover. mmafiter: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet and lift the lid. Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return. mmafiter: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle. Uh-oh! Sweetheart: What's the matter now? mmafiter: I just realized I peed in your hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bed now. Blindly feeling my way. Sweetheart: Mmmm, yes. Come on. mmafiter: Now I'm going to put my, you know, thing in your umm, woman's thing. Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, Baby! Do it! mmafiter: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. Ma'am, I'm having a little problem here. Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth. I can't wait another second. Slide it in! Screw me! mmafiter: I'm flaccid. Sweetheart: WHAT? mmafiter: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection. Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face. mmafiter: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener all floppy.I'm looking for my glasses to see what the problem is. Sweetheart: NO! Never mind. I'm getting dressed, I'm putting on my underwear and my wet nasty blouse. mmafiter: No wait. I can't find the night table. I'm reaching across the dresser, knocking off cans of hairspray, your picture frames and your candles. Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. I'm putting on my shoes. mmafiter: Now I've found my glasses. My God! One of your candles fell onthe curtain! The curtain is on fire. I'm pointing at it with a shocked look on my face. Sweetheart: Go to hell! I'm logging off, LOSER! mmafiter: Now the carpet is on fire! Nooooooo!
	230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180 \|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|---\|----\| <- that way about 20 more pounds!

12-12-2002, 10:16 PM	#2
lean_n_76er Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: right where I want to be Posts: 2,225	OMFG! Crash - you are a genius! ROTFLMFAO!
	Where there is smoke, there is not enough lubrication!

12-14-2002, 02:26 AM	#5
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 3	i wonder if he'd read this? if not
	230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180 \|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|---\|----\| <- that way about 20 more pounds!

12-14-2002, 02:27 AM	#6
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 3	bump
	230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180 \|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|---\|----\| <- that way about 20 more pounds!

12-14-2002, 06:54 PM	#10
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,285	that was good...I've seen it before.... geez..with a love life like that...I'm suprised my boy mmafiter has children...
	Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

12-12-2002, 10:18 PM	#3
LiftHardGainBig Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Hoffman Estates,IL Posts: 192	hahhahahahahahahahahaha

12-13-2002, 01:17 AM	#4
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	Aaahh-Ha-haha- ha! MMAFITER!!!!! You SUCKA

12-14-2002, 02:55 AM	#7
kuso Um......get rooted! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: aka ( o Y o ) Posts: 15,033 Photos: 15	LOL.....it`s been posted before, by mmafiter himself I think but never AS mmafiter

12-14-2002, 10:35 AM	#9
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	I'm not sure about that.... I'd have to see in order to believe it!

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