Funny joke!!!

david · 12-13-2002, 12:43 AM

An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini --
"I want to feel your breasts" he exclaimed.
"Get away from me, you crazy old man" she replied.

"I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars," he says.
"Twenty dollars, are you nuts? Get away from me!"

"I want to feel your breasts, I will give you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS" he stated.
"NO! Get away from me!"
"TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS" he offered.
She paused to think about it, but then comes to her senses and said, "I said NO!"

"FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your breasts," he claimed.
She thought, well he is old, and he seems harmless enough...and $500 IS a lot of money....
"Well, OK...but only for a minute."

She loosened her bikini top and while both are standing there on the beach, he slid his hands underneath and began to feel ... then he started saying, "OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD..." while he was caressing them.

Out of curiosity, she asked him, "Why do you keep saying, 'Oh my god, oh my god?'"

While continuing to feel her breasts he answered, "OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...
OH MY GOD, where am I ever going to get five hundred dollars?

lean_n_76er · 12-13-2002, 12:46 AM

Hmmm, can any one say Crash in about 60 years???

david · 12-13-2002, 01:39 AM

Crash, the ANCESTOR MOLESTOR!

CRASHMAN · 12-13-2002, 02:27 AM

i do that now

david · 12-13-2002, 02:40 AM

Ancestor is not NOW... that means when your older!

CRASHMAN · 12-13-2002, 02:43 AM

so i still do it now

david · 12-13-2002, 02:56 AM

WE all KNOW!!!

CRASHMAN · 12-13-2002, 02:57 AM

david · 12-13-2002, 03:06 AM

Yuck! I saw the nastiest picture on that site!!!

CRASHMAN · 12-13-2002, 03:30 AM

what one?

david · 12-13-2002, 03:36 AM

I have your email. I'm going to send you all the grotesque people I encounter!!!

CRASHMAN · 12-13-2002, 03:37 AM

wonderful i'll be sure to have nightmares about it tonight

david · 12-13-2002, 03:49 AM

Not tonight but next week you'll get the top 10 ugly ass, fat women in ratemyboobies.com!!!

CRASHMAN · 12-13-2002, 03:58 AM

thanxs i'll be sure to send you my favorites as well

david · 12-13-2002, 01:39 PM

Please DON'T!

12-13-2002, 12:43 AM	#1
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	Funny joke!!! BODYBUILDING SUPPLEMENTS High Quality Supplements For Bodybuilders and Athletes. www.ironmaglabs.com An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini -- "I want to feel your breasts" he exclaimed. "Get away from me, you crazy old man" she replied. "I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars," he says. "Twenty dollars, are you nuts? Get away from me!" "I want to feel your breasts, I will give you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS" he stated. "NO! Get away from me!" "TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS" he offered. She paused to think about it, but then comes to her senses and said, "I said NO!" "FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your breasts," he claimed. She thought, well he is old, and he seems harmless enough...and $500 IS a lot of money.... "Well, OK...but only for a minute." She loosened her bikini top and while both are standing there on the beach, he slid his hands underneath and began to feel ... then he started saying, "OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD..." while he was caressing them. Out of curiosity, she asked him, "Why do you keep saying, 'Oh my god, oh my god?'" While continuing to feel her breasts he answered, "OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD, where am I ever going to get five hundred dollars?

12-13-2002, 12:46 AM	#2
lean_n_76er Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: right where I want to be Posts: 2,225	Hmmm, can any one say Crash in about 60 years???
	Where there is smoke, there is not enough lubrication!

12-13-2002, 02:27 AM	#4
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 3	i do that now
	230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180 \|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|---\|----\| <- that way about 20 more pounds!

12-13-2002, 02:43 AM	#6
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 3	so i still do it now
	230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180 \|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|---\|----\| <- that way about 20 more pounds!

12-13-2002, 02:57 AM	#8
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 3
	230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180 \|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|---\|----\| <- that way about 20 more pounds!

12-13-2002, 01:39 AM	#3
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	Crash, the ANCESTOR MOLESTOR!

12-13-2002, 02:40 AM	#5
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	Ancestor is not NOW... that means when your older!

12-13-2002, 02:56 AM	#7
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	WE all KNOW!!!

12-13-2002, 03:06 AM	#9
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	Yuck! I saw the nastiest picture on that site!!!

12-13-2002, 03:30 AM	#10
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 3	what one?
	230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180 \|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|---\|----\| <- that way about 20 more pounds!

12-13-2002, 03:36 AM	#11
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	I have your email. I'm going to send you all the grotesque people I encounter!!!

12-13-2002, 03:37 AM	#12
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 3	wonderful i'll be sure to have nightmares about it tonight
	230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180 \|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|---\|----\| <- that way about 20 more pounds!

12-13-2002, 03:49 AM	#13
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	Not tonight but next week you'll get the top 10 ugly ass, fat women in ratemyboobies.com!!!

12-13-2002, 03:58 AM	#14
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 3	thanxs i'll be sure to send you my favorites as well
	230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180 \|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|---\|----\| <- that way about 20 more pounds!

12-13-2002, 01:39 PM	#15
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	Please DON'T!

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