Rusty

Genie

Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of
course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right
through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the
course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll
have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how
much your lousy drive is going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the
door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done:
glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle
was lying on its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that
broke my window?"

"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband
replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.
You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle
for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm
allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish,
but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment
and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the
rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least
I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"

"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie
asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with
servants in every country in the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will
always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish,
genie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't
been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is
to sleep with your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you
know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What
do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know,
you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I
wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"

"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do
the same for you!"

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent
the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was
insatiable.

After about three hours of nonstop fun, the genie rolled
over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old
are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you still
believe in genies?"

~RUSTY~

butterfly

sneaky, sneaky

~Ann
We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.
-Harry Edwards

Rusty

Thanks BF for reading it.....I know it's a long one. But still funny.

~RUSTY~

Scotty the Body

lol, thats good, I wonder if that would really work

Cool

butterfly

I would have at least asked to see proof the wishes had been granted BEFORE going upstairs

~Ann
We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.
-Harry Edwards

bekahleigh23

you had me on that one! good one

"Our destiny changes with our thoughts; we shall become what we wish to become, do what we wish to do, when our habitual thought corresponds with our desire."
-Orison S. Marder-