The apple iProduct actually made my penis grow 7". I'm now up two 7.5"!!
The apple iProduct actually made my penis grow 7". I'm now up two 7.5"!!
May the plop be on you.


I want to stand in line for 3 days to buy the next iProduct so I can be the first person at my Starbucks with one. I will be the coolest yuppie geek for 3 days.

So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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