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12-17-2002, 09:44 AM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Ladies, call your attorney!!!
Mary called her attorney and asked, "I hear they are suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer, and now someone is suing the fast food goliaths for making them fat, so what I want to know is,
Can I sue Budweiser for all the ugly men I have slept with?"~Ann
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12-17-2002, 09:52 AM #2I'm the daddy ELITE MEMBER
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12-17-2002, 09:55 AM #3FTW
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Re: Ladies, call your attorney!!!
OH this just figures.Originally posted by butterfly
Mary called her attorney and asked, "I hear they are suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer, and now someone is suing the fast food goliaths for making them fat, so what I want to know is,
Can I sue Budweiser for all the ugly men I have slept with?"
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12-17-2002, 08:22 PM #4Founder of GOSB SUPER MODERATOR
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I think we need to turn this around. I think more men have slept with ugly women??
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12-17-2002, 09:43 PM #5EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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Hee Hee! Who should I sue? Maybe the State of Florida bc/ 1/2 the people pretend to be incompetent and blame the warm/hot weather for their lack of quick decisions!
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12-18-2002, 03:50 AM #6Registered User
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either way you put it for a man or a lady I'm sure you could take it to court and probably get money because the liqour company would want there name published like that.
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You have one more ugly guy to do......ME...Then you can sue
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11-07-2005, 02:31 PM #10Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Too bad the judge will likely be an ugly old man who depends on getting some budweiser poon as his only resource except for the ocassional male escorts.
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11-08-2005, 07:53 AM #11Registered User
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Originally Posted by butterfly
You might have stood a chance with that suite if you hadn't married one of them.Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
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11-08-2005, 12:38 PM #12Super Hero in Training
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I think there is a clause against suing beer companies from bad misstakes:
Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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11-12-2005, 09:42 AM #13Registered User
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i should sue for alcohol making me stupid enough to buy shitty supplements
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11-12-2005, 09:45 AM #14cooking up a storm ELITE MEMBER
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