Reply With QuoteHhahahahahahhahaOriginally Posted by jagbender
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They sent my census back!
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07-13-2011, 11:37 AM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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They sent my census back!
The government sent my Census form back!!
In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?', I put .......
' Yes, 12 million illegal immigrants, crack heads, and unemployable bastards, plus the cast of The Jerry Springer Show, 140,000 people in our 133 penal establishments in California , leftovers from Katrina, half of Mexico , Some of the Congress, most of the Senate and a Muslim President!'
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Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.Jagbender's battle of the bulge
The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living
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07-13-2011, 12:01 PM #2Senior Member BOARD REP
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07-13-2011, 12:02 PM #3Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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07-13-2011, 12:49 PM #4IDIOT SAVANT
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Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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The Govmt cannot handle the truth!
Jagbender's battle of the bulge
The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living
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07-13-2011, 01:52 PM #6Registered User
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Is that not something you can get in shit for? Maybe the legal stuff surrounding census is more strict here in Canada.
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07-13-2011, 01:57 PM #7IDIOT SAVANT
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Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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07-13-2011, 02:00 PM #8Registered User
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How was I supposed to know. You Americans are crazy fuckers.
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07-13-2011, 02:04 PM #9IDIOT SAVANT
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You've been dealing with us crazy fuckers in general, an me in particular, for almost 10 years. I'd think you would have figured it out by now. Originally Posted by Muscle_Girl
How was I supposed to know. You Americans are crazy fuckers.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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07-13-2011, 02:06 PM #10YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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Gee, thanks! Originally Posted by Muscle_Girl
How was I supposed to know. You Americans are crazy fuckers.
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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07-13-2011, 02:08 PM #11Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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I still haven't seen Strange Brew. That's it, I'm watching it this weekend.So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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07-13-2011, 02:12 PM #12YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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Lol^ I hadn't heard, or seen that before, DOMS.
Thanks for the laugh...
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07-13-2011, 02:17 PM #13Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Weird Al is one of the most successful musicians around.
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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07-13-2011, 02:22 PM #14YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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Yup! That guy has made song parodies an institution. He's been around longer than a lot of "real" musicians. Originally Posted by DOMS
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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07-13-2011, 02:34 PM #15Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Check out his discography. Originally Posted by IronAddict
He's published 13 albums--not counting compilations. 7 of which ranked 20 or better on Billboard. He's won 3 grammys.So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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07-13-2011, 02:42 PM #16YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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Impressive! Originally Posted by DOMS
You may get a kick out of this, then. Al was on Conan the other day, he wrote Conan a theme song...
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07-13-2011, 02:53 PM #17Is Doin It 4 Da Shorteez
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he has a lot more talent than many "stars" in the industry and obviously a much firmer grasp on economics than most in the industry. Originally Posted by DOMS
I train differently than most, my beef is with gravity the weights on the bar are just the medium...Thanks to Wall Street your slice of the American Pie has been reduced to a crumb.
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ROFL touche....
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You forgot the billion + Chinese
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