I take about 3 shits a day for 15 minutes a pop. It's a good thing I'm a boss because no employer would put up with that shit (literally)! haha.
I could take a dump for 3 hours a day. I just love taking a shit. I always get a nice warm cozy feeling when I am sitting on the throne.
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"A man with infinite patience is never left waiting."~ROID's past incarnation
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I take about 3 shits a day for 15 minutes a pop. It's a good thing I'm a boss because no employer would put up with that shit (literally)! haha.
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I go sit in the bathroom at work 2-3 times per day. I enjoy playing games on my phone and just being alone. Nothing like getting paid to take a shit.
I really do enjoy growing a tail!
1. It's really the only time i read, besides these silly threads.
2. When I eat pizza, my crap is literally half out of the water.
3. I grow a tail 3 times daily, also.
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
I'm about to go and buy something that will make me go to the bathroom more often
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"A man with infinite patience is never left waiting."~ROID's past incarnation
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I sit, I shit and I split. The less time on the "throne" the better.
Don't tread on me!!
Quit Bitching, Start a Revolution


I do a lot of reading in there, probably because my father used to spend 30 minutes every morning reading the newspaper on the toilet...he'd wake eat breakfast drink coffee and by then the caffeine would stimulate his bowels and if we hadn't woke up and taken our shower or brushed our teeth by then you'd have to wait 35-45 minutes before going in after him.....
Now I go every morning but I can't sit for more than 10 minutes or my legs fall asleep, my fathers secret was padded toilet seats. I must admit they are comfy, but do I really need a cushion on my turdlet?
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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