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07-27-2011, 11:28 AM #1Elite Member SUPER MODERATOR
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Crystal Harris: Sex with Hef lasted 'two seconds'
Crystal Harris: Sex with Hef lasted 'two seconds'
By Dahvi Shira and Reagan Alexander, PEOPLE.com
UPDATED: 12:26 PM EDT 07.27.11
Crystal Harris is moving on from Hugh Hefner, but not without taking a few parting shots at her former fiancé.
Harris, 24, said Tuesday on Sirius XM Radio's Howard Stern Show that sex with the 85-year-old Playboy founder lasted "like two seconds."
"Then I was just over it," she says. "I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry."
She adds that they had sex just once.
"He doesn't really take off his clothes," Harris says. "I've never seen Hef naked."
Now that Harris has parted ways from Hefner, she is spending a great deal of time with Dr. Phil's son Jordan McGraw.
Although denying a reported romance with the songwriter in June, Harris was spotted out with him recently at Knave, the upscale and dimly lit bar at Le Parker Meridien in NYC.
"They were joined by two women who stayed for about an hour," an onlooker tells PEOPLE.
"Crystal was drinking mojitos and laughing, and Jordan was sipping a drink on the rocks. But once their friends left, they really settled in and seemed more and more comfortable."
From CNN.com
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That old SOB probably has yet to be identified STDs... good for her it was only once, that guy is nasty. Great, you can get it up at 85, doesn't mean a 24 year old is going to be satisfied. She made the right move to dump his ass.
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07-27-2011, 11:44 AM #4I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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if I can get even it up at 90 I will be happy.
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Is this the part where I'm supposed to laugh at an 85 year old mans sexual performance with a 24yr old playmate? Think he's the one laughing right now.....
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was that with him taking viagra LOL !
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It's hilarious how gold digging whores think anyone cares about their opinion. LOL.
Rock on Hef. Rock on.All statements provided by M4A3 are for entertainment purposes only. They are not to be mistaken as medical advice, or as advocating any illegal activity. All readers assume full responsibility for any use or misuse of this material.
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If I'm upright at 90 I will be happy.
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07-27-2011, 03:12 PM #9Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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I'll second this. She was nothing before Hef and Playboy, and she'll return to being nothing once her 15 minutes of fame has worn off. Originally Posted by M4A3
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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07-27-2011, 03:14 PM #10YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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Reeally bitch!
Who's worse, that old man still getting quality tail at his age,
Or, you! For allowing that old man to screw you.
And then you say that shiite to the press, guess there's not gonna be any a Crystal Harris diary anytime soon, bitch.The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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07-27-2011, 03:56 PM #11Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Delusional bimbo....Hef probably doesn't even think about sex anymore, that 2 seconds was probably a pity fuck on his part more than hers.....he's probably sick of sex after all the years he had it at the drop of his skivvies with any naked whore in his house.....
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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Hef is the man. Fuck that bitch.
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What a money-grubbing whore. Don't blame her for leaving, she shouldn't get married for the wrong reasons. But everything she's done since has been classless and horribly disrespectful.
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+1 Originally Posted by SloppyJ
Hef replaced that bitch the next day. Winning!
I wish I had that much hot tail waiting in line to fuck me. LOLAll statements provided by M4A3 are for entertainment purposes only. They are not to be mistaken as medical advice, or as advocating any illegal activity. All readers assume full responsibility for any use or misuse of this material.
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this thread is totally worthless without her pics
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i heard her interview live on howard stern show, she said she only had sex with him that one time
she also had a curfew of 6pm and wasnt allowed a life outside of the house
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