Thread: When you flip someone off while driving......

i usually wait until they are right next to me at the red light and throw a bag of penis at them as light turns green.

I would love to see someone reaction to a bag of penises thrown at them.

A look of surprise, shock, possibly horror.

Originally Posted by minimal

i usually wait until they are right next to me at the red light and throw a bag of penis at them as light turns green.

A big bag of PENIS? LOL

I legally carry a side arm so I don't mind ending up a light with some douche bag. The one time I forgot it I got cornered in the projects by a group of monkeys and the dispatcher told me she had a "high priority traffic light malfunction" so no one could give me assistance.

I generally only give them finger if someone else gives it first. I do it in response to something they've done. So when I do it first, I don't give a shit where I am.

Originally Posted by hypno

A big bag of PENIS? LOL

right? hahah

i don't give a shit if someone is at a red light or not. if they deserve the finger they get the finger. im not talking my way out of anything. consequences be damned

why does minimal alwys have something gay to say???

I legally carry. I usually just wave and smile, really messes with their head!

Just knowing what I "can" do makes me smile!

I generally don't do it anymore. I had some redneck construction worler walk up to my ride when I was 17 and ask "how'd you like your ass kicked! I'll skin your friggin head!" A mate of mine also had a gun waved at him for doing it. Some people aren't right upstairs, so it ain't worth it. You never know what you're dealing with on the highway.

I don't remember the last time I gave the "finger" to anyone... or have seen anyone give me a finger... so I thought it was a 90's thing.

Originally Posted by SFW

Do you time it perfectly so that youre not sitting at the next light with them? Or do you just say fuck it, ill talk my way out of it if he confronts me.

If I get pissed off enough to flip someone off while driving I don't give a shit if I end up next to them at a light. The only thing I would worry about is me losing my composure and getting out of my car and doing something I might regret. I can be a bit crazy, thank god for my Prozac.

Originally Posted by Prince

If I get pissed off enough to flip someone off while driving I don't give a shit if I end up next to them at a light. The only thing I would worry about is me losing my composure and getting out of my car and doing something I might regret. I can be a bit crazy, thank god for my Prozac.

That's a dangerous situation... you could be mad all you want, flip the finger, curse all the gods, jump up and down, ... but do it INSIDE the car. Once you get out, things go bad real fast.

Originally Posted by x~factor

That's a dangerous situation... you could be mad all you want, flip the finger, curse all the gods, jump up and down, ... but do it INSIDE the car. Once you get out, things go bad real fast.

oh I agree, and I have not done something like that since high school.

Always be prepared to stand up for yourself if you flip one

I give it at the time he deserves it , I don't think alot about the timing and the traffic lights

Worst is when the girl friend gives it to some bad looking guy while your driving !

I am that bad looking guy!

I make sure I can get a clean getaway. Otherwise it's just plain awkward.

No worries here. Most of the idiots that drive like idiots are little people in huge cars and trucks that are only brave in the safety of their vehicle so they aren't getting out.

Besides, I have paxil to smooth things out for me. So I generally don't flip someone off first.

Last time I flicked someone off, it was a flock of geese...DJ Flocker and the Gang. I stopped my car right in front of those pricks and just slowly watched em pass. Didn't phase me.

Originally Posted by x~factor

I don't remember the last time I gave the "finger" to anyone... or have seen anyone give me a finger... so I thought it was a 90's thing.

Point at them with your middle finger and then, with your middle finger of course, point in the direction where they pissed you off. Thats a 10's thing and it's a sure fire hit.

A guy cut me off and when I honked he didnt do shit but got over 2 more lanes. Then as he was exiting onto the highway he flipped me off. I snapped at 1st, then saw my daughter in the back seat and cooled down REAL quick. I just had to smile, the little prick got away with one!

I have a sore middle finger every time I drive through Mississippi heading to Alabama from Louisiana. Jesus fuck me in the as Christ! Ever since those free-pass onboard computer systems came out, I-10 has been a disaster. If they have the computers, they don't have to stop at weigh stations, but if they go over the speed limit, it flags them, and they have to stop.

This wouldn't even be an issue if THOSE GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING SCUMBAG PIECES OF SHIT WOULD STAY IN THE RIGHT MOTHER FUCKING LANEEEEEEE! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

But fuck no, asshole number one is doing 64 in the right lane, but asshole number 2 decides to pull on out into the left lane so he can do 65mph for the next 150 miles in lane that use to move at 80mph. It's a god damn two hour nightmare. People are doing all kinds of dangerous shit trying to get around these fuckers, and the roads are 10 times more dangerous because of it. I once saw a dude use the weigh station as a way to pass the fucking truck drivers. The irony is staggering.

By the time I finally get around those fuckers, I am cursing them out, waving the middle finger, maybe even throwing shit at them if I have some trash or disposable items in my car.

I laugh when people do it. They dont realize I legally have a loaded handgun right next to me. Ill always get next to the person and laugh or attempt to piss them off more. Nothing like ruining some losers day.

Back when I was young and stupid I would call them out at a light or even get out of my car. Now it's just a game to me.

I have owned a handgun for many years, but I am afraid to pull it on anybody. It's not because I am scared to use it, but because I have a slight anger problem. I am more afraid of myself than anybody else. It is almost to the point that I would rather take an ass whooping by three nigs than to actually use it. Most fighting injuries will heal, but a prison sentence last for a real long time.

I live in florida people here will stab you for the last half of your cold beer i try to avoid these sitations but when it happens i like the bag of penis idea!