Thread: doug Stanhope on how being ugly is the worst...

The guy is funny, but it's like sexism:



"I confuse a lot of this shit with King Kong."

I've never watched the Susan Boyle clip because I don't watch much of the talent shows (I do like So You Think You Can Dance).

Now, having listened to that comedian and watched the Susan video...that shit is brutal. Holy shit is that brutal. "Yeah, we took one look at you and thought you were shit, but now, since you can sing, we're going to tolerate you."

Holy, fucking shit is that brutal.

Stanhope is the shit. He hits on just about everything most comedians won't touch.

Originally Posted by DOMS

I've never watched the Susan Boyle clip because I don't watch much of the talent shows (I do like So You Think You Can Dance).

Now, having listened to that comedian and watched the Susan video...that shit is brutal. Holy shit is that brutal. "Yeah, we took one look at you and thought you were shit, but now, since you can sing, we're going to tolerate you."

Holy, fucking shit is that brutal.

The same thing happened to Paul Potts. He was laughed at when he walked on stage. You could see the fright in his eyes looking at the judgmental fucks in the crowd looking back at him and laughing. His performance was so good that people were crying in the crowd.

It leads me to ask the questions, how many people never realize their talent because they have been treated like scum for being ugly? When Stanhope went on his rant, it forced me to see how much of a douche I can be sometimes. Not sure if I can change that, but the first step is being aware of it.

i love stanhope... he's pretty much dead on a lot of things.

"If someone calls you dog dick f*cking ugly, you wear that all by your f*cking self."

Stanhope is a great comedian. He is incredibly honest and direct.

He makes a good point, albeit in a brutal way. Minorities have the govt to take up for them. But, who takes up for ugly people, whether they're white, black, hispanic, or asian? Ugly people are left to fend for themselves.

When I worked as a Private Banker for the bank's wealthy and affluent customers, we had a hot young black receptionist, with a bubbly personality and sexy voice, to answer the phone and great the customers when they came in. There's no doubt she got the job coz she was hot. Everyone made over her and the old men were constantly commenting on her, which is exactly why they hired her. They certainly wouldn't have hired a 300lb hag for the same job. Hell, if I'd been a helluva lot smarter, but fat and ugly, I'd have never been hired either. Life isn't always fair. It is what it is.

I think this also influences women more than men... men can make up for lack of facial aesthetics with great humor, personality, status, money, physique and hyooge cock.

Originally Posted by GearsMcGilf

He makes a good point, albeit in a brutal way. Minorities have the govt to take up for them. But, who takes up for ugly people, whether they're white, black, hispanic, or asian? Ugly people are left to fend for themselves.

When I worked as a Private Banker for the bank's wealthy and affluent customers, we had a hot young black receptionist, with a bubbly personality and sexy voice, to answer the phone and great the customers when they came in. There's no doubt she got the job coz she was hot. Everyone made over her and the old men were constantly commenting on her, which is exactly why they hired her. They certainly wouldn't have hired a 300lb hag for the same job. Hell, if I'd been a helluva lot smarter, but fat and ugly, I'd have never been hired either. Life isn't always fair. It is what it is.

Always like comedians who make you think about things while making you laugh.

Originally Posted by MCx2

Stanhope is the shit. He hits on just about everything most comedians won't touch.

He is now that Carlin and Hicks are gone. Comedians such as these are hard to come by.

Doug Stanhope is my new hero.