Reply With QuoteIt is very unlikely if it was done by a proper facility.
Sounds to me like your sister is hiding something.
Is it possible to beat a paternity test?
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08-09-2011, 08:07 AM #1Registered User
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Is it possible to beat a paternity test?
my sister swears that her ex is the father of her baby and that she didnt sleep with anyone else. Also, he looks just like the baby. But the paternity test came back that he wasn't.
Is it possible for him to beat a paternity test? change your DNA? maybe thru drugs or something?
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What pebble, said.
They're quite accurate. And, to put it more bluntly than pebble, your sister is lying.So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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Tell your sister to be honest and not punish her baby just because she is angry at the man. The baby might want to know who is her/his father when she/he grows up. Is your sister planning on lying to her baby then?
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Usually someone does the swabbing but if they swapped out the swab with someone elses saliva after that would beat it
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I doubt it's anger. I'm willing to bet good money the real dad works at McDonald's or something and the guy she claims is the father has a good paying career.
Originally Posted by Chubby
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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08-09-2011, 09:05 AM #7Moderator MODERATOR
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Have her go on Maury. Is she a fat blonde who banged a black dude?
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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Lying to get child support from a guy is just as bad as breaking into his house and burning it down. You end up costing him the same amount of money in the end. There should be legal repercussions for all the lying cunts who do this. It is fraud as far as I am concerned.
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You're gonna love this story. Originally Posted by KelJu
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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08-09-2011, 09:28 AM #10Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Oh, I have already read about plenty of stories like that. It is fucking unbelievable the type of douchebaggery that judges get away with. Oh I see, lets reward a lying cheating cunt with monthly alimony and child support all at the expense of the guy who probably just had his heart ripped out by the same lying cheating cunt. Originally Posted by DOMS
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Was this test done by professionals in a clinic? Or was it a take home and send in type of test? If it was the second, then yes he could have gotten anybody to do a swab of themself.
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More thank likely this is what happened LOL! Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
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impossible to beat if done by real professionals.
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Your sister is a whore..Junior Originally Posted by kidcas
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How in the world do you figure that? that would mean that the child support was the same as a monthly house payment on a 18 yr mortgage. Plus everything in the house that was bought and burned in the fire. That's like a 1000 dollars a month on a 200 000 dollar house... Originally Posted by KelJu
they should burn those bitches though. 30%+ of paternity tests done come back negative. So much for the "he's the only one I slept with!"
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Originally Posted by KelJu
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Originally Posted by AdmiralRichard
Your sister is a whore..Junior
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Originally Posted by kidcas
dude answer the question!! Or maybe you didn't really want the answer. Originally Posted by rocco0218
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Not necessarily. Two Army officers almost pulled it off. The one guy had a fellow officer take the test for him, but their trickery was discovered. Originally Posted by bigpapabuff
Jail for ex-Army colonel who got college roommate to fake paternity test so he could escape child support
By Daily Mail Reporter
March 31, 2011
A retired Army colonel has finally been sent to jail for faking a paternity test result to avoid paying child support more than two years after being convicted.
Scott Carlson was ordered to begin his three-to-23-month sentence by a Pennsylvania judge as his latest appeal was denied by the state Supreme Court.
The 55-year-old fathered a girl, now 13, during an extramarital relationship with an enlisted soldier, who was also married.
He was convicted in 2008 of conspiracy charges and attempted deception after getting a classmate at the Army War College to take the DNA test for him.
The plot was uncovered when a county worker recognized that one man had arranged the test and another taken it.
Carlson, from Swansea, Illinois, arranged for his friend, Colonel Bruce Adkins, to take it when the child's mother sought an increase in support from $400 to $600 a month.
At his trial, Carlson said Adkins took the test without his knowledge. But Adkins claimed he had been pressured to do it because Carlson had helped him with his studies at the college which prepares officers for leadership.
Adkins, 47, from Douglasville, Georgia, pleaded guilty to similar charges. Carlson retired after he was charged in 2007.
This. Was it done at a professional clinic (still not foolproof, imo) or with an at-home kit of some kind? Originally Posted by rocco0218
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Originally Posted by rocco0218
i asked her, it was a take home test and he wont do another one
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Houses cost different amounts you know. Originally Posted by Gissurjon
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Originally Posted by kidcas
There is your answer...dude is a fucking deadbeat!! He had someone swab themself for him. There was a similar case just like this on dateline earlier this year. What a fucking prick fucker!!!
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She will need to get a court order for a real paternity test.
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Easy, go to court. It costs money but if she is serious that is the solution. Originally Posted by kidcas
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it will cost money? why? Originally Posted by Mudge
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Are you retarded? Originally Posted by kidcas
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it will cost retarded? why? Originally Posted by KelJu
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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