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08-20-2011, 12:25 PM #1Loving life w/Prince ADMINISTRATOR
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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
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1. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'.
2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
4. Sing Along At The Opera.
5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
Send To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's Called……..THERAPY!
Enjoy The Ride, Life is Short!!Last edited by Gena Marie; 08-20-2011 at 03:38 PM.
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08-20-2011, 01:06 PM #2Is Doin It 4 Da Shorteez
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I train differently than most, my beef is with gravity the weights on the bar are just the medium...Thanks to Wall Street your slice of the American Pie has been reduced to a crumb.
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08-20-2011, 04:37 PM #3I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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08-20-2011, 04:51 PM #4Windy City ELITE MEMBER
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I'll try some of these. They're needed at times to break up the monotony and stress.
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08-27-2011, 06:55 AM #6Registered User
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Definitely gonna order a diet water
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