Thread: Dogs...

Are you fist fucking me?

This is your asshole: o
This is your asshole after LAM fist fucks you: (_)

Next thing you'll be docking with him.

Originally Posted by BillHicksFan

Next thing you'll be docking with him.

Originally Posted by BillHicksFan

Next thing you'll be docking with him.

He's a lib so he probably is already.

Try getting a girlfriend maybe?

Hahahahah

Originally Posted by Muscle_Girl

Try getting a girlfriend maybe?

2 is enough...couldn't imagine a 3rd!

Is this some kind of socialist theory of yours?

Even the dog needs to get the same amount as everybody else?

my dog just looks at you like boy i'd like some of that even if it's a pickle or hot peppers. he tries to be polite but he's a horrid mooch. the day i got him he stole a blue cheese bacon burger when i answered a knock on the door so i made another one and the phone rang n he got that. was pretty funny.

Originally Posted by Little Wing

my dog just looks at you like boy i'd like some of that even if it's a pickle or hot peppers. he tries to be polite but he's a horrid mooch. the day i got him he stole a blue cheese bacon burger when i answered a knock on the door so i made another one and the phone rang n he got that. was pretty funny.

HAHAH omg this reminds me of my dog... MAN I MISS MY DOGS =( they stay at my girls house i cant have dogs where i live

I have 8 little beggars, they always make me feel guilty when I'm eating. I made shredded BBQ chicken sandwiches last night and the 4 that live inside were sitting around me and everytime a bit of chicken would fall out of the bun their heads would follow it in perfect synchronization as it dropped to the plate...

Originally Posted by maniclion

I have 8 little beggars, they always make me feel guilty when I'm eating. I made shredded BBQ chicken sandwiches last night and the 4 that live inside were sitting around me and everytime a bit of chicken would fall out of the bun their heads would follow it in perfect synchronization as it dropped to the plate...

AHAHAH i heard their was a group of cat lovers and dog lovers once on this forum. ... i see the cat guys and their pictures everywhere maybe this will resurrect the dog guys!

Originally Posted by Little Wing

my dog just looks at you like boy i'd like some of that even if it's a pickle or hot peppers. he tries to be polite but he's a horrid mooch. the day i got him he stole a blue cheese bacon burger when i answered a knock on the door so i made another one and the phone rang n he got that. was pretty funny.

our huskie did that a couple of years ago. get got my double from Wendy's had it on the coffee table then went to go talk to the mailman. he had never done that before, you could leave food out with out worrying but he was getting up there in age (12) and I think he was like "fuck it". he literally inhaled it in 2 gulps.

the water dog that I have now has been counter surfing since he could reach it. he used to set me up by opening up the back-door (I leave it closed so he can push it open when he wants to go out) when the A/C was on then when I would go to close the door he would run around the living room into the kitchen and see what he could get.

Originally Posted by LAM

our huskie did that a couple of years ago. get got my double from Wendy's had it on the coffee table then went to go talk to the mailman. he had never done that before, you could leave food out with out worrying but he was getting up there in age (12) and I think he was like "fuck it". he literally inhaled it in 2 gulps.

the water dog that I have now has been counter surfing since he could reach it. he used to set me up by opening up the back-door (I leave it closed so he can push it open when he wants to go out) when the A/C was on then when I would go to close the door he would run around the living room into the kitchen and see what he could get.

Cabal has the most suffering, deprived, guilt inducing look no matter what you're eating but he's not old enough to have figured out any good con games yet. hope he can't read.

I have two dogs. They never have and never will get food off my plate. My food is MINE, and the dogs need to know that. I've had the older dog for six years. I can eat right in front of her and she doesn't beg for any. The younger dog I've had for a month and am still working on her, but she is starting to get the idea. She lies in her bed by the dinner table while I eat.

I've got a 13 year old boxer who still thinks it's a pup. Boxers have a life expectancy of 10-12 years. I love my doggie soo much, I never give it human food, just Beneful dog food & a pigs ear to snack on.

But everybody loves their pets in their own way.

My Avi is a pic of my Lab. In the winter she stands in front of the fireplace barking until I make a fire and put her bed in front of it. Then she goes to sleep for 4 hours until shes hungry. And yes I feed her scraps from my plate, I just use my hand to give it to her.

Labs are funny, they are total attention whores but in a good way. If I had a schedule that would allow me to be a better dog owner I would be all over getting one, they do cost an arm and a leg when you live in a town home like I do no dog. My last one was 15 or 16 when we put him down, he was johnny on the spot at the table when food fell to the floor though.

This one is a around 14 and making me think of that decision every day. I bought a golden and a lab the week before my son started first grade. They were both 10 weeks old. He starts his second year of college next week, so my plan worked out for him to have a dog his whole life at home. My golden was a fat ass (108 pounds) who dropped dead of a heart attack ten minutes after I woke up on my 50th birthday.

Originally Posted by REDDOG309

This one is a around 14 and making me think of that decision every day. I bought a golden and a lab the week before my son started first grade. They were both 10 weeks old. He starts his second year of college next week, so my plan worked out for him to have a dog his whole life at home. My golden was a fat ass (108 pounds) who dropped dead of a heart attack ten minutes after I woke up on my 50th birthday.

=(

One of my 3 two year old Belgian Malinois/ Eskie pups is tall enough and smart enough that if I put something in the microwave and the beep goes off while I'm not paying attention he will open it and gank my food... I have to put a huge water bottle in front so he can't get to it...

Originally Posted by oufinny

Labs are funny, they are total attention whores but in a good way. If I had a schedule that would allow me to be a better dog owner I would be all over getting one, they do cost an arm and a leg when you live in a town home like I do no dog. My last one was 15 or 16 when we put him down, he was johnny on the spot at the table when food fell to the floor though.

I had a lab that would sit quietly and just stare up at me while I ate. He never barked or made any fuss. I never fed him off my plate, but I think he knew that I would give him a treat after I ate if he behaved himself. I was used to it, but other people were always amazed how well behaved he was around food. I think he just learned how to act and knew what behavoir would be rewarded. I should note that I spent a lot of time with him on behavior training. Very good dog.

Originally Posted by IronAddict

I've got a 13 year old boxer who still thinks it's a pup. Boxers have a life expectancy of 10-12 years. I love my doggie soo much, I never give it human food, just Beneful dog food & a pigs ear to snack on.

But everybody loves their pets in their own way.

I never "give" my dog human food but sometime he takes it. even if it's on the counter wrapped up (like a tuna sub that I just brought home) or one of those ready made chickens that get at the grocery store, etc. he will get into it and eat it. so now we have to put everything in the microwave as a temp staging area.

my porti gets about 50% dry dog food and 50% raw food (veggies, fruit, etc.) he loves bananas!

I don't give my dog human food, or giver her a chance to take it. She whines and whines and whines though. She is a big baby. If she had any idea of what her physical abilities really are, I'd be the one asking for food.

140 lbs of solid muscle and she will run from a squirrel.

hahaha^

None better, mix of Rottweiler, Neapolitan, Red Nose Pit Bull.