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Where'z dat MOOSE thread?
Seemingly drunk Swedish moose found stuck in tree
September 8, 2011
STOCKHOLM (AP) - A seemingly intoxicated moose has been discovered entangled in an apple tree by a stunned Swede.
Per Johansson says he heard a roar from his vacationing neighbor's garden in southwestern Sweden late Tuesday and went to have a look. There, he found a female moose kicking about in the tree.
The animal was likely drunk from eating fermented apples.
With the help of police and rescue services, the 45-year-old Johansson later managed to set the moose free in part by sawing off tree branches.
But the animal appeared confused and wandered into Johansson's garden, where she was still resting Thursday.
Other neighbors in the Goteborg suburb Saro had seen the animal sneaking around the area for days. Johansson said the moose appeared to be sick, drunk or "half-stupid."
From The Associated Press
Uh, "half-stupid"? Hey, Johansson, what does a "reasonably intelligent" moose look like?
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Never mind. I guess one characteristic is that it's not found hanging from a tree in your backyard.
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Dsl was seen sucking off a moose
TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.
Originally Posted by REDDOG309
The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.
Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT.
He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.
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A+ to have enough smarts to eat fermented apples.
Epic fail for getting entangled in an apple tree.The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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Drunk Tuesday and still resting on Thursday? That's a hell of a hang over.
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Wonder what the local 911 thought when they got that rescue call. Originally Posted by IronAddict
Dispatcher: "Did you mean a cat?"
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Moose marinated in fermented apples sounds delicious btw.
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Moose alcoholics are serious drinkers. Originally Posted by troubador
"Ha ha ha. Very funny. Just get me down from here!"Last edited by Curt James; 09-09-2011 at 11:18 AM.
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Dammit, it was a goat!! We don't have moose around here! Originally Posted by theCaptn'
Dsl was seen sucking off a moose
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