Makes sense...

I couldn't stop laughing, and I read this about three times.
Psychoanalysis In The Mushroom Kingdom
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”


Could make a good premise for a game in the future where a very pissed off Mario's objective is to kidnap the princess from Bowser's castle, drag her home by her skirt to his under ground mushroom lair where he is to bitchslap three generations worth of sexual tension and dick teasing followed by mushroom and invincible star induced rape scene and then return to Bowser's castle with the objective of throwing that turtle the sex tape and getting the fuck outa there asap.
I never realised Mario's life was so complicated.


Pretty good!
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