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09-15-2011, 06:24 PM #1De oppresso liber
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Monkeys poetry corner, poem #1!
I was trying to figure out the meaning of life and this is the answer that I came up with. It is not 42 like everyone thinks.
Imagine, a fugitive rock tried to speak to the asphalt
But the asphalt,like a traumatized child , said nothing
Then the rock died!
I was really stressed out until I heard the rock speak
The pine trees also had very few things to say that also quieted our nervous hearts
All the while burger king sat on top of the sky
They said "listen, be still", the rock said nothing
Burger king and all the birds in the sky were singing a demented song of sadness.
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09-15-2011, 07:44 PM #2RDRSE Ghost Assassin ELITE MEMBER
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If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.
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Good God man! What was on that burger???!??!?!?!......!?!?!?
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I am bored, what can is say? Poetry can be good for the soul.
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09-16-2011, 08:58 AM #6YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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I think the big finish should'a been, and the Rock says, can you smell what the Rock is cooking.
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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09-16-2011, 09:00 AM #7De oppresso liber
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I will make a poem for the rock on week 3, i love that guy
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09-16-2011, 09:04 AM #8YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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Yeah, he's cool. I forgot to mention to add, psyche! That's just Burger King charburning their burgers.
Originally Posted by Killermonkey
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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09-16-2011, 09:37 AM #9Registered Abuser
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What a pickle that burger was in....
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09-16-2011, 09:46 AM #10Staceys Boy ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by Killermonkey
Very deep !
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09-16-2011, 08:14 PM #11De oppresso liber
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Thanks brothers, I have been working on one today. It is going to be my ode to trolls!
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Those are some fuckn' good looking man...
I can put some chords to that and we'll start fckn band.
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DOHHH...... you beat me to it...lol... Originally Posted by IronAddict
I think the big finish should'a been, and the Rock says, can you smell what the Rock is cooking.
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09-16-2011, 09:15 PM #14DRSE - The Connoisseur BOARD REP
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Captain Reach Around and the LHJOs is already the IronMag house band. Originally Posted by BillHicksFan
I can put some chords to that and we'll start fckn band.-I know your words, just not together.
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you guys seen "Be Cool" thr sequal to get shorty. the rock was funny as FUCK in that movie, him and Vince Vaughn had me rollin Originally Posted by Killermonkey
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I am down with that bro! Originally Posted by BillHicksFan
Those are some fuckn' good looking man...
I can put some chords to that and we'll start fckn band.
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I meant to say lyrics by the way and not looking. Originally Posted by Killermonkey
Fuck, what a day.
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