The Great Wizard of Oz

Rusty · 01-13-2003, 07:04 AM

The last four ex-U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they whirled to OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.

"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?"

Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly:" I've come for some courage."

"NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard. "WHO IS NEXT?"

Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well........., I.......I think I need a brain."

"DONE" says the Wizard.

"WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?"

Up steps George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart."

"I'VE HEARD IT'S TRUE!" says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE."

There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
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"Is Dorothy here?"

kuso · 01-13-2003, 07:05 AM

LMFAO:

ALBOB · 01-13-2003, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by IPMC "Is Dorothy here?"

Gee, I'm surprised he didn't ask for Toto.

Rusty · 01-13-2003, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ALBOB
Gee, I'm surprised he didn't ask for Toto.

mesomorphin' · 01-13-2003, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ALBOB
Gee, I'm surprised he didn't ask for Toto.

"Toto, too!"

Tank316 · 01-13-2003, 12:57 PM

thank god there is only one Billy.

david · 01-13-2003, 01:01 PM

Good one!!!!

01-13-2003, 07:04 AM	#1
Rusty FTW Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my Harley Posts: 4,469 Photos: 3	The Great Wizard of Oz The last four ex-U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they whirled to OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard. "WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?" Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly:" I've come for some courage." "NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard. "WHO IS NEXT?" Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well........., I.......I think I need a brain." "DONE" says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?" Up steps George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart." "I'VE HEARD IT'S TRUE!" says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE." There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" ? ? ?? ?? "Is Dorothy here?"
	~RUSTY~

01-13-2003, 12:57 PM	#6
Tank316 P/RR/Sh Warrior Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Barron,Wi Posts: 4,345 Photos: 8	thank god there is only one Billy.
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kuso Um......get rooted! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: aka ( o Y o ) Posts: 15,033 Photos: 15	LMFAO:

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