If Southerner's are Rednecks.......

**ALBOB** · 01-13-2003, 10:09 AM

............would that make Northerner's Bluenecks?

By now, I'm sure that you have heard all the Redneck jokes. Now here are some takes on how Southern folks look at their Northern cousins.

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUE NECK IF:

1. You think barbecue is a verb meaning, "to cook outside."

2. You think Heinz Ketchup is REALLY spicy!

3. You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.

4. For breakfast, you would prefer potato au gratin to grits.

5. You don't know what a Moon Pie is.

6. You've never had an RC Cola.

7. You have never, ever eaten okra, fried OR boiled.

8. You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.

9. You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips.

10. You have no idea what a polecat is.

11. You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.

12. You don't have bangs.

13. You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags.

14. More than two generations of your family have been kicked out of the same prep school in Connecticut.

15. You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show.

16. Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call
them "you guys," even if both of them are women.

17. You don't think Ted Kennedy has an accent.

18. You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-n-knife show.

19. You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.

20. You don't have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house. (Not to mention duct tape!)

21. The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on an onramp to the highway.

22. You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.

23. The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at
Neiman Marcus.

24. You call binoculars opera glasses.

25. You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of road and stopping.

26. You would never wear pink or an appliqu sweatshirt.

27. You don't know what appliqu is.

28. You don't know anyone with at least two first names (i.e. Joe Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice)

29. You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to make one.

30. You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.

31. You can do your laundry without quarters.

32. None of your fur coats are homemade.

**Rusty** · 01-13-2003, 10:30 AM

Originally posted by ALBOB

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUE NECK IF:

19. You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.

**cornfed** · 01-13-2003, 04:21 PM

Originally posted by ALBOB
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUE NECK IF:

11. You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.

Edit that to:

11. You don't see anything wrong with owning a poodle

oh, and howdy y'all

**ZECH** · 01-14-2003, 06:24 PM

33. Never been cow tipping

**Tboy** · 01-14-2003, 09:36 PM

10. You have no idea what a polecat is.

It's amazing how many don't know what this is.

I once had one of these cajun kitty cats.

**bekahleigh23** · 01-14-2003, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by ALBOB
............would that make Northerner's Bluenecks?

By now, I'm sure that you have heard all the Redneck jokes. Now here are some takes on how Southern folks look at their Northern cousins.

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUE NECK IF:

1. You think barbecue is a verb meaning, "to cook outside."
yep

3. You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.
nope

5. You don't know what a Moon Pie is.
nope

7. You have never, ever eaten okra, fried OR boiled.
nope

10. You have no idea what a polecat is.
nope

12. You don't have bangs.
nope

16. Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call
them "you guys," even if both of them are women.
all the time

25. You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of road and stopping.
true

27. You don't know what appliqu is.
nope

28. You don't know anyone with at least two first names (i.e. Joe Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice)
nope

30. You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.
kinda

wow i must be a blue neck!!!!!

**DFINEST** · 01-15-2003, 08:10 PM

34. You never ate a mountain oyster.

35. You don't know what a mountain oyster is.

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Once a task you first begun,
Never finished until it’s done,
Be the labor great or small,
Do it well or not at all!
- Big Mama

**bekahleigh23** · 01-15-2003, 10:20 PM

Originally posted by DFINEST
34. You never ate a mountain oyster.

35. You don't know what a mountain oyster is.

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Once a task you first begun,
Never finished until it’s done,
Be the labor great or small,
Do it well or not at all!
- Big Mama

NOPE

**Rusty** · 01-16-2003, 06:39 AM

Bull balls........

**Stacey** · 01-16-2003, 09:26 AM

Oh crap~ I HAVE #22 IN MY CLOSET!!! LoL! (but its a jacket, not a cap..but my husband, and my brother and ALL my cousins have at LEAST ONE feed store cap!

**Stacey** · 01-16-2003, 09:29 AM

hehe.. I know what Moutain oysters are.. my granny grew up eating them...
yuk huh! LoL!

**Stacey** · 01-16-2003, 09:30 AM

who hear has NEVER had fried/ or boiled Okra????

**ALBOB** · 01-16-2003, 09:33 AM

Life without Okra just wouldn't be worth living.

**Stacey** · 01-16-2003, 09:36 AM

No kidding albob!!! I love Fried Okra!!!! Granny makes it the best.. but of course, can't have it all the time!

**mesomorphin'** · 01-16-2003, 09:40 AM

Originally posted by Princess
who hear has NEVER had fried/ or boiled Okra????

Fried okra is not so bad, but boiled okra is like some nasty specimen excreted by a festering organism on some Star Wars slime world!

**ALBOB** · 01-16-2003, 10:00 AM

Originally posted by mesomorphin' boiled okra is like some nasty specimen excreted by a festering organism on some Star Wars slime world!

Mmmmmm..................Yummy.

**Rusty** · 01-16-2003, 10:01 AM

Originally posted by Princess
No kidding albob!!! I love Fried Okra!!!! Granny makes it the best.. but of course, can't have it all the time!

You can't forget them fried green tomatoes.

**ALBOB** · 01-16-2003, 10:08 AM

Originally posted by IPMC
You can't forget them fried green tomatoes.

If that's all there was to eat I certainly wouldn't starve but they aren't my favorite. Fried eggplant, on the other hand.

**Rusty** · 01-16-2003, 10:10 AM

Originally posted by ALBOB
If that's all there was to eat I certainly wouldn't starve but they aren't my favorite. Fried eggplant, on the other hand.

NOPE........that stuff is nasty.

**ALBOB** · 01-16-2003, 10:13 AM

Cool, we'd never have to worry about fighting over the veggies. I get the fried eggplant, you get the fried green tomatos.

DAMN I'm hungry, when do we eat?

**Rusty** · 01-16-2003, 10:38 AM

What about the sweet potato pie.........

**ALBOB** · 01-16-2003, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by IPMC
What about the sweet potato pie.........

They better have two or we're gonna fight.

**Rusty** · 01-16-2003, 11:10 AM

And since we are eating so bad......might as well have some good ole chicken fried steak, with home made gravy.....

**cornfed** · 01-16-2003, 11:13 AM

I'm dadgum southern, but no calf fries or RM oysters for moi. And while fried okra is great, who the fuq wants to eat a hairy veggie anywho?

And though I am far from country-lookin', I do occasionally pimp the John Deere hat, Cotton Gin carhart jacket (a very non-country one), and a Pioneer Hybred jacket on occasion

**ALBOB** · 01-16-2003, 12:27 PM

Originally posted by IPMC might as well have some good ole chicken fried steak, with home made gravy.....

Chicken fried steak is not a food I object to on the basis of taste, it's simply a matter of principle. How nasty must a piece of beef be to have to cover it with batter and plop it in a pan of grease in order to get people to eat it? Sorry, I'll stick with a good ole' Porterhouse.

**Rusty** · 01-16-2003, 12:33 PM

Looks like I won't go hungry

**I Are Baboon** · 01-16-2003, 12:33 PM

God damn, I fall into so many things on that list, it's scary.

**I Are Baboon** · 01-16-2003, 01:00 PM

What the fuck is an appliqu sweatshirt?

BTW, it's pronounced "WUSS-ter-sheer" sauce.

**ALBOB** · 01-16-2003, 01:15 PM

Originally posted by I Are Baboon
What the fuck is an appliqu sweatshirt?

pssst...........iron-on

Originally posted by I Are Baboon
BTW, it's pronounced "WUSS-ter-sheer" sauce.

I agree except for the last sylable; "WUSS-ter-sher".

**Rusty** · 01-16-2003, 01:17 PM

Originally posted by ALBOB
pssst...........iron-on

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