Monkey discovers the organic fleshlight
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09-30-2011, 01:01 PM #1Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Monkey discovers the organic fleshlight
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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09-30-2011, 01:03 PM #2Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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09-30-2011, 01:09 PM #3YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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lol Well what you guys do if you were locked up in a cage for the rest of your life with a bunch of people gawking and staring at you.
Why, we'd give em a show gotdamnit!
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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09-30-2011, 02:38 PM #4fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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Go ape go!
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09-30-2011, 02:48 PM #5Loving life w/Prince ADMINISTRATOR
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WOW!, just when I thought I had seen everything. GROSS
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10-01-2011, 05:55 PM #6Resident Fiend
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Priceless!
Originally Posted by IronAddict
lol Well what you guys do if you were locked up in a cage for the rest of your life with a bunch of people gawking and staring at you.
Why, we'd give em a show gotdamnit!"Today I will do what others won't, so tomorrow I can accomplish what others can't!" - Jerry Rice
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10-01-2011, 06:02 PM #7Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I wonder if the get genitial warts
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10-01-2011, 07:41 PM #8Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by jagbender
I wonder if the get genitial warts
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10-01-2011, 07:44 PM #9www.NeoMeds.com MODERATOR
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Omg that frog is such a SLUT!
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10-03-2011, 07:33 AM #10Rollin Swollen
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Good stuff
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10-03-2011, 08:22 AM #11Anabolic Whore ELITE MEMBER
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HAHAHA. this x2! Originally Posted by Gena Marie
WOW!, just when I thought I had seen everything. GROSSDisclaimer: All information posted here is intended for educational and informational purposes only, and is not intended as a substitute for proper medical advice from a medical doctor. Everything posted is for entertainment purposes only. ANIMALHOUSE is presenting fictitious opinions and does in no way use, encourage, nor condone the use of any illegal substances or the use of legal substances in an illegal manner.
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10-03-2011, 08:35 AM #12Sancho
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I took the wife to the ATL Zoo Friday and I'll be damned if we didn't see an orangutan blowing another orangutan.
If ignorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face
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10-03-2011, 09:12 AM #13Registered User
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What I'd like to know is...WTF were you looking for that had that show up as a result.
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10-03-2011, 01:18 PM #14Registered User
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That wasn't a blow job...
That was a toad job...
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10-03-2011, 02:16 PM #15Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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That happened at our local zoo, one of my friends heard about it from someone who was there and now we all know about it... Originally Posted by Wookiemonster
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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10-03-2011, 02:34 PM #16Registered User
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Originally Posted by maniclion
A likely story.....
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10-03-2011, 02:40 PM #17Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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The frog was practically asking for it Originally Posted by SFW
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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10-03-2011, 02:44 PM #18Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Oh Jesus fucking Christ, the related videos on the sidebar amount to a whole lot of softcore bestiality.
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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10-03-2011, 02:47 PM #19YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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As a kid, I remember reading frog & toad are friends.
Ironically enough, they had a mutual friend in a chimpanzee.The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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