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Old 01-22-2003, 07:13 PM   #1
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Need SHORTER Jokes......

A lot of the jokes lately have been decent but loooooong, Need a "Short Joke Thread please


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What did one Lesbian frog say to the other lesbian from?


MMMMMmmmmm, really does taste like "Chicken"



Did you hear about the new supplement?

They combined Viagra...with Bug Spray....Yeah it's called

FUCKOFF!


Ok...semi lame, but let's hear your's?


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Q: What's the best way to kill a man?

A: Put a pretty blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.



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Old 01-22-2003, 07:19 PM   #4
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"



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Old 01-22-2003, 07:19 PM   #5
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Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?



A: So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.



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now for you men:

Q. Why do women have breasts?

A. So men will talk to them.



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Why did Hellen Keller wear tight pants?

So you could read her lips!


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Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?



A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.



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What do you call a Blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant!


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How many men does it take to change the light in the kitchen?










None - let the bitch cook in the dark!

(It's only a fuqin joke!)



Where there is smoke, there is not enough lubrication!

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Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.



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A: It allows them to stand closer to the sink.



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A: The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in.



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A: To stop the snoring before it starts.



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Why don't women fart as much as men?

Because they can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build pressure.



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What did the Leper say to the Prostitute?

Keep the tip!

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a man walk into a bar.







he said ouch



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****ONLY A JOKE*****

what do you say to a wemon with 2 black eyes?




nothing you already told her twice
(just a joke)



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