Need SHORTER Jokes......

Dr. Pain · 01-22-2003, 07:13 PM

A lot of the jokes lately have been decent but loooooong, Need a "Short Joke Thread please

DP

What did one Lesbian frog say to the other lesbian from?

MMMMMmmmmm, really does taste like "Chicken"

Did you hear about the new supplement?

They combined Viagra...with Bug Spray....Yeah it's called

FUCKOFF!

Ok...semi lame, but let's hear your's?

DP

dino · 01-22-2003, 07:15 PM

dino · 01-22-2003, 07:18 PM

Q: What's the best way to kill a man?

A: Put a pretty blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.

dino · 01-22-2003, 07:19 PM

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

dino · 01-22-2003, 07:19 PM

Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?

A: So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

dino · 01-22-2003, 07:20 PM

now for you men:

Q. Why do women have breasts?

A. So men will talk to them.

Dr. Pain · 01-22-2003, 07:21 PM

Why did Hellen Keller wear tight pants?

So you could read her lips!

DP

Dero · 01-22-2003, 07:21 PM

to dino!!!

dino · 01-22-2003, 07:21 PM

Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?

A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Dr. Pain · 01-22-2003, 07:21 PM

What do you call a Blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant!

DP

lean_n_76er · 01-22-2003, 10:35 PM

How many men does it take to change the light in the kitchen?

None - let the bitch cook in the dark!

(It's only a fuqin joke!)

Max. Q · 01-23-2003, 09:27 AM

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Max. Q · 01-23-2003, 09:27 AM

Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?

A: It allows them to stand closer to the sink.

Max. Q · 01-23-2003, 09:28 AM

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife/girlfriend is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

A: The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Max. Q · 01-23-2003, 09:34 AM

Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?

A: To stop the snoring before it starts.

Rob_NC · 01-23-2003, 10:32 AM

Why don't women fart as much as men?

Because they can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build pressure.

Scotty the Body · 01-23-2003, 10:43 AM

I thought this thread was about Prince.

Dr. Pain · 01-23-2003, 07:31 PM

What did the Leper say to the Prostitute?

Keep the tip!

DP

CRASHMAN · 01-24-2003, 01:16 AM

a man walk into a bar.

he said ouch

CRASHMAN · 01-24-2003, 01:18 AM

****ONLY A JOKE*****

what do you say to a wemon with 2 black eyes?

nothing you already told her twice
(just a joke)

01-22-2003, 07:13 PM	#1
Dr. Pain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Get the Duct Tape...I'm Ripped Again! Posts: 11,239	Need SHORTER Jokes...... A lot of the jokes lately have been decent but loooooong, Need a "Short Joke Thread please DP What did one Lesbian frog say to the other lesbian from? MMMMMmmmmm, really does taste like "Chicken" Did you hear about the new supplement? They combined Viagra...with Bug Spray....Yeah it's called FUCKOFF! Ok...semi lame, but let's hear your's? DP

01-22-2003, 07:15 PM	#2
dino Born-again newbie Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 621	lol
	"The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one."

01-22-2003, 07:18 PM	#3
dino Born-again newbie Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 621	Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a pretty blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
	"The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one."

01-22-2003, 07:19 PM	#4
dino Born-again newbie Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 621	Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
	"The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one."

01-22-2003, 07:19 PM	#5
dino Born-again newbie Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 621	Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A: So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
	"The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one."

01-22-2003, 07:20 PM	#6
dino Born-again newbie Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 621	now for you men: Q. Why do women have breasts? A. So men will talk to them.
	"The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one."

01-22-2003, 07:21 PM	#7
Dr. Pain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Get the Duct Tape...I'm Ripped Again! Posts: 11,239	Why did Hellen Keller wear tight pants? So you could read her lips! DP

01-22-2003, 07:21 PM	#8
Dero Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,779 Photos: 6	to dino!!!
	Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.

01-22-2003, 10:35 PM	#11
lean_n_76er Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: right where I want to be Posts: 2,225	How many men does it take to change the light in the kitchen? None - let the bitch cook in the dark! (It's only a fuqin joke!)
	Where there is smoke, there is not enough lubrication!

01-23-2003, 09:27 AM	#12
Max. Q Capricorn Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: California, USA Posts: 630	Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
	MAX. Q by Howard Balzer "Roughly one minute after the space shuttle launches, it must withstand a condition of extreme force known as Max Q. Mission success demands that all systems perform at the highest level. In life, Max Q demands the same commitment to success. It requires choosing greatness, personally as well as professionally. It depends on balance, passion and courage and the wisdom gained from adversity. It is an outcome as well as an attitude."

01-23-2003, 09:28 AM	#14
Max. Q Capricorn Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: California, USA Posts: 630	Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife/girlfriend is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? A: The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in.
	MAX. Q by Howard Balzer "Roughly one minute after the space shuttle launches, it must withstand a condition of extreme force known as Max Q. Mission success demands that all systems perform at the highest level. In life, Max Q demands the same commitment to success. It requires choosing greatness, personally as well as professionally. It depends on balance, passion and courage and the wisdom gained from adversity. It is an outcome as well as an attitude."

01-23-2003, 09:34 AM	#15
Max. Q Capricorn Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: California, USA Posts: 630	Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
	MAX. Q by Howard Balzer "Roughly one minute after the space shuttle launches, it must withstand a condition of extreme force known as Max Q. Mission success demands that all systems perform at the highest level. In life, Max Q demands the same commitment to success. It requires choosing greatness, personally as well as professionally. It depends on balance, passion and courage and the wisdom gained from adversity. It is an outcome as well as an attitude."

01-23-2003, 10:32 AM	#16
Rob_NC Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,179	Why don't women fart as much as men? Because they can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build pressure.
	Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

01-23-2003, 10:43 AM	#17
Scotty the Body I'm Dead Sexxxxy!! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Canada Posts: 4,970	I thought this thread was about Prince.
	Cool

01-23-2003, 07:31 PM	#18
Dr. Pain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Get the Duct Tape...I'm Ripped Again! Posts: 11,239	What did the Leper say to the Prostitute? Keep the tip! DP

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