



If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.


Fox News is racist!!!!!!![]()
Last edited by OfficerFarva; 10-27-2011 at 09:32 PM.
I love getting high, I hate getting low, and I like to drive my truck down a muddy dirt road.
I'm a great believer in luck and I find that the harder I work, the more I have of it.


The camera guy must have thought they were running a slide (do they still do that?) while she did the voice over or, what, he just didn't like her face? lol


Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!




was just funny the cop one was just above this one.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!


I was fired once from triple canopy because this one army asshole who is considered to be clientele of triple canopy followed me back to my work station and tried to chew my ass over breaking the iraqi bases speed limit. Him and His buddy were both E6s and they were calling me every name in the book like a bunch of jackasses over something so small. Bear in mind, I was pressing 400 three times , so I was pretty fucking large at the time.
So I told them both that I would beat the fuck out of them if they didn't disappear most rickey tick! Then they continued as I was walking away and so I turned around and said " the shits on motherfuckers", I then threw my pistol on the ground as I was advancing towards them, they got in their vehicle and drove away in a big hurry.
They went back to my boss who pulled me off site and he was taking their side so I said " you know what? Fuck you too and I quit.". I was on a plane three days later.
That's my best quitting story


^^^^ lol Glad you didn't get your hands on them.![]()


The only job I was ever fired from was as a resident assistant at college. Was working that job and two other part-time jobs at the time and I missed a meeting. A freaking meeting. lol
The resident hall director made a big deal about how finally she would be able to handpick a resident assistant.
The guy she selected to replace me? He was caught stealing credit card statements from student mailboxes.
NICE CHOICE, *****!


i got fired from a waitress job once for not coming in when i had laryngitis. not kidding. only time i was ever fired. i seriously had no voice. the guy said, "well that's not contagious" and he knew i wasn't lying because i lost my voice at work the day before. the place is still around and i go there sometimes. they no longer have servers.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!


^^^^ No servers?What is it, a buffet or do people go through a line cafeteria style or order at a counter?


And what a dumbass. Did he expect you to sign to your customers? lol
Wave at them, drop a menu in their lap, and then shake your order book in their face?


i'm not sure and i was coughing like crazy. truth be told i think his little jewish princess twin daughters were just jealous i was actually dating guys they could only drool over. it made no sense to fire a girl that missed two days for being so obviously sick.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!


there was another incident where i was about to be terminated unfairly and the woman just looked at my face and said, "you're going to call a lawyer aren't you?" i ended up with a better position, better hours, more pay and not having to work with the woman i reported for neglecting one of the seniors in our care.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!


it's a bagel shop. now you go to a counter and get a tray n take your stuff to your table. the food there is excellent. this is not the location i worked at. they moved years ago to this new place http://www.bagelcentralbangor.com/
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!


I was fired from chippendales
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I quit the Navy after they reduced my rank for defending an old lady, so what if I knocked 2 Canadian tourists out and had to be tackled by 4 cops after some gung-ho rent-a-cop smacked me over the head with his flashlight. That shit made me see red, it was temporary insanity. One of the drunk Canucks tried to do a balancing beam act on the edge of a planter by the sidewalk, fell off and knocked an old lady down and didn't even stop to help nor apologize so I stopped him and his friend came at me so I plowed him and then his buddy got puffy so I laid him out. I guess the security guard had only seen what I had done and thought I was the cause of everything. He smacked me on the side of my head and I have no clue what I did after that but I woke up in a jail cell an hour later with bruises on my hands, back, head, wrists, scrapes on my knees, palms and chin. The cops said it took 4 of them to subdue me as I was putting them in wrist locks and evading every hold they put me in. It's cool to know my aikido training is almost instinctual. They didn't press charges, but the Canadians did. Anyhow the whole case was dismissed, yet the Navy still punished me. That's when I decided fuck this shit, what the point of fighting for righteousness and justice when it rarely ever happens right in this country. I was 9 months from getting out but I didn't want to wait and my step-father had just been murdered and his killers had gotten away with it and my Mom was distraught with no one to be there with her, so it was a perfect storm of shit all around...
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012


If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.


Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012


I get in one little fight and the Navy got scared, said your going to A.M and a Shrink cause we care...
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012


hahaha, fuck them! They deserved to hire a dooshbag because of firing you over something so petty.
And yes, I probably would have gotten in deep shit if I caught them. I was so enraged that I blacked out. But at least I got rid of the pistol first. But it felt really good to chase off some wannabe army class act tough guys. I will bet that, that is a story that they will take to the grave.

I resigned from a nice paying kickass job last week. I am well aware that I am a retard for doing it, but I didn't like not being close to my parents who are getting up there in age and I need me to be around in case something happens.
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”


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Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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Money comes goes. I am skilled and knowledgeable, so finding something comparable shouldn't be hard.
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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