Britney

HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM


One hand on wheel,
one hand on horn:
CHICAGO
*
One hand on wheel,
middle finger out window:
NEW YORK
*
One hand on wheel,
middle finger out window,
cutting across all lanes of ?traffic:
NEW JERSEY
*
One hand on wheel,
one hand on newspaper,
foot solidly on accelerator :
BOSTON
*
One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat
double decaf cappuccino,
cradling cell phone,
brick on accelerator,
gun in lap:
LOS ANGELES
*
Both hands on wheel,
eyes shut,
both feet on brake,
quivering in terror:
OHIO,
but driving in
CALIFORNIA
*
Both hands in air,
gesturing,
both feet on accelerator,
head turned to talk to
someone in back seat:
ITALY
*
One hand on 12oz. double shot latte,
one knee on wheel,
cradling cell phone,
foot on brake,
mind on radio game,
banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic:
SEATTLE
*
One hand on wheel,
one hand on hunting rifle,
alternating between both feet
being on the accelerator
and both feet on brake,
throwing McDonald's
bag out the window:
TEXAS
*
Four-wheel drive pick-up truck,
shotgun mounted in rear window,
beer cans on floor,
squirrel tails attached to antenna:
OKLAHOMA
*
Two hands gripping wheel,
blue hair barely
visible above windshield,
driving 35 on the Interstate
in the left lane
with the left blinker on:
FLORIDA
*
One hand on the wheel,
the other on his sister:
ARKANSAS



LMAO

Britney

Britney

Normally I dont participate in this sort of thing, but it was too cute not to post

Britney

cornfed

Nice

- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
"...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
--- Zakk Wylde ---
---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

w8lifter

Funny! Where's the cdn's?

Dero

Hmmmm...
If BOTH feet are inbeded in the floor where the gas pedal was and the speedometer is pined to the right
and the back seat is full of empty cans of Pepsi.
You definitally know the driver is from QUEBEC!!!


Is dat correct W8???

Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.

Mudge

http://www.dleong.org/2003/tt/ncrc1/...es/image13.htm

I drive, with BOTH hands on the wheel

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david

Snowmobiles and dogsleds don't count! J/K!