Heywood Jablowme

**mmafiter** · 01-28-2003, 05:06 AM

Ben Dover
Seymour Butts
Ivana Tinkle
Mike Rotch
Jack Mehoff
Harry Paratestes
Jacque Strapp
Amanda Huggankiss
Harry Peter
Ben Mehover
Patty O'Ferniture
Dick Gozinya
Phil McAvity
Don K. Dick
Phil McKracken
Hans Upperbush
Won Hung Lo
Donna Duyawanna
Sum Dum Fook
Hugh Jorgan
Duncan McCalkinya
Howie Feltersnatch
Dixie Normous
Dick B. Dragon

Anybody got anymore?

**crunch** · 01-28-2003, 05:46 AM

One from the old Benny Hill show:

Iva Biggin

**Dr. Pain** · 01-28-2003, 05:53 AM

Phil Latio

Connie Lingus

**irontime** · 01-28-2003, 09:16 AM

Hue G. Rection

**ALBOB** · 01-28-2003, 09:58 AM

The classic; Michael (Mike) Hunt
Richard (Dick) Smoker
Richard Stroker
Harry Bush

**Dero** · 01-28-2003, 10:09 AM

...and who could forget"AlBobIT"

**ALBOB** · 01-28-2003, 11:13 AM

Originally posted by Dero BobIT"

Ewwww..........let's call a truce and not use THAT term when talking about the male genitailia.

**Rusty** · 01-28-2003, 11:15 AM

Originally posted by ALBOB
Ewwww..........let's call a truce and not use THAT term when talking about the male genitailia.

Why? You afraid of something? Did you visit Lorana BOBIT again?

**Dero** · 01-28-2003, 11:15 AM

Is it the IT part you're thinking of?
OK,a truce.
We'll keep IT out of there...

**ALBOB** · 01-28-2003, 11:58 AM

Originally posted by Dero
Is it the IT part you're thinking of?

No, IPMC gets the cookie this time. The name Bobbitt and the male member just don't go together.

**iSlaNdEr bOy** · 01-28-2003, 12:01 PM

Alpha Keny Juan

**irontime** · 01-28-2003, 04:18 PM

Originally posted by Dero
Is it the IT part you're thinking of?
OK,a truce.
We'll keep IT out of there...

Thanx bro, I knew I could count on you

**Dero** · 01-28-2003, 04:23 PM

Butt I never said where we would shove the IT into!!!

**irontime** · 01-28-2003, 04:26 PM

Should've known better

**ragingbull** · 01-28-2003, 06:15 PM

True Story, NO JOKE,

I'm at church, (a shock to many I know), the pastor says:
"We would like to take this opportunity to honor Harry and his wife. Would Mr. and Mrs Harry Butts, please come to the front!"

No freak'n way, Mr. AND Mrs. HARRY BUTTS. Not one but two harry butts. WOW.

**coleman** · 01-28-2003, 07:13 PM

Hugh Jass

**irontime** · 01-28-2003, 09:09 PM

Originally posted by ragingbull
True Story, NO JOKE,

I'm at church, (a shock to many I know), the pastor says:
"We would like to take this opportunity to honor Harry and his wife. Would Mr. and Mrs Harry Butts, please come to the front!"

No freak'n way, Mr. AND Mrs. HARRY BUTTS. Not one but two harry butts. WOW.

Not bad, this one actually happened to me.
In school we had a teacher named Mr. Dick, and the school councellors name was Mr. Baghs. Every now and then one of them would get called ot the office over the intercom and we all got a little chuckle over it, but the best was one break when the intercom went all over the school and;
"Would Mr. Dick and Baghs please come to the office"

Fuq the whole school started roaring.

**lean_n_76er** · 01-28-2003, 10:31 PM

Al Koholic

**ALBOB** · 01-29-2003, 11:07 AM

There was a Colonel at Langley Air Force Base named Richard Head. To make matters worse, in order to make Colonel, at one time he had to be a Major. (I heard he was actually a really nice guy.)

**Rusty** · 01-29-2003, 11:15 AM

Originally posted by ALBOB
There was a Colonel at Langley Air Force Base named Richard Head. To make matters worse, in order to make Colonel, at one time he had to be a Major. (I heard he was actually a really nice guy.)

Who, Major Dick Head?.............na, he was a real puss.